This morning my mum rings and asks if I want to go shopping. I said yeah, need some bits but just got out of bed, give me 45 mins. She says cool, see you then. Puts the stereo in the kitchen on, loud enough so I can hear it while in the shower, and in I get.

After 5 minutes, doorbell goes. Told mum 45 minutes, she's got her own key so she can let herself in. Another 2 minutes, doorbell goes again. FFS mother, let yourself in !!! Another 2 minutes, doorbvell goes again. I've got out the shower, absolutely fuming and wringing wet stomps to the front door and opens it

to find the Jehovah's Witnesses standing there and there's me, starkers and dripping wet !!! 'WHAT !!!' I shouted and they just stood there, not knowing where to look (there was one woman who seemed to know exactly where to look ) They said they heard the music, bgut sorry to have disturbed me and went !!

I shut the front door and absolutely rolled up laughing for about 5 minutes straight..........