Just got one of the dirtiest looks off a copper who went past me. So soon as the lights went i done the off. Lucky, cos he was turning round I got the car full of car boot stuff, and really don't have the time to be getting stopped.

I was thinking what to say to him if he stopped me, i came up with a few:

1) So what's it like having a slower car than me?
2) Don't tell me! Its the wife? She diddn't put out last night again?
3) I've seen monkeys doing your job, and better!
4) Was hitler your role model?
5) I always wanted to be a copper. 'Really?' ..... 'no lol'
6) You can't nick me! The cloesest you'll get to nicking something, is when you shave!
7) Were you bullied at school?

Shame i can never say them though

 

Some good ones there Asking beat bobbies if there heads go to the top of there helmets usually get a good reaction aswell

 

Haha, nice one.

I think i'll try that one out from the safty of my moving car to beat bobbies just incase it sparks a reaction from the drama queens

 

"sorry officer, i was in a hurry to go see your wife and my kids" is always a good one

 

theres a couple of wpc's where i live who id love to say this too


"will you sit on my face"

 

Well if its anything like the time i said to a WPC 'You're the fittest looking copper i've ever seen' then there's gonna be trouble.

She still arrested me the fit little bitch

 

il give it a miss then

 

Well, it depends on the situation.....I may or may not have been drunk at the time, and i may or may not have said the other WPC was a minger

 

hello officer i am surprised you have pulled me usually the only vehicle you can catch me in is a helicopter

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some good ones there...

 

" Aren't you that guy from the Village People? "

 

 

There are some awesome ones in that!

 

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