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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 08:03 AM
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Anyone heard of it or done it

Just something that was brought up on a night out, before a pavement pizza
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 08:05 AM
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yup!



things when u do when ur young & drunk on cheap cider!
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 08:07 AM
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pmsl was a few years ago, but yeah, been there, done that ...may do it again soon now you've made me think about it
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 08:09 AM
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Yep, I come from somerset so there was not a lot else to do after a few drinks
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 08:52 AM
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I aint done it as i thought the lad was winding us up, might give it a go on our next drunken ramage
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:03 AM
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what is it then?
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
what is it then?
Cow's sleep standing up so 2 or 3 of you go over and with a meaty push tip it over in mid nap then go like Sprint Eastwood just incase it runs after you

Silly i know, but drunken antic's are
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:36 AM
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I never knew cows could run...

till one night




Its hurts to run like hell crying with laughter at the same time!

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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:53 AM
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all the cows ive had sleep on their back tho
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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Cow tipping, that rocks!!!

Maybe we should arrange a PF Cow Tipping event, perhaps the Saturday night before National Day??
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by vroooom ptssssh
all the cows ive had
Oh Yuck.
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:57 AM
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so you can seriously creep up on the dozy fookers and tip them over?

have heard bout it before but thought it was a bit of a myth
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:58 AM
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Tis true Steve, ive done it
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:58 AM
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Oh yes.
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 10:02 AM
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You can even sit on their backs and try to ride them

"I wouldn't know though"
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 10:09 AM
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kin ell

deffo need a cow tippin session and photos to prove then if anyone brave enough
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 10:57 AM
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lol, we used to do that when I lived near Oxford, great fun after 10 snake bites Still, as said, you don't see 'em sleeping upright that often....or is that because we're too drunk to notice Never managed to 'ride' one...they tend to wake up...hence why you push and leggit Not done it for about 8 years...must be getting old and boring lol.

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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 11:00 AM
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wow snake bite i ahd forgotten about that!
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 11:09 AM
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That and 'Black Witches'.....christ that was a long time ago, no cares

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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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god we used to get smashed on it all!



ah memories!
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 11:32 AM
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yeh ive done it to, when i used to go camping, wicked fun, thing is tho you can kill them serious to, but still its soooo funny
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 12:54 PM
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yeh done cow tipping a while ago , now got the urge to do it again

bit shit as you can kill em , but they are for the slaughter house anyway so i would rather die in my sleep!!
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 12:58 PM
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Strangely enough we were talking about it at the Hotel on Monday night. Was thinking we should see if there's any fields about up north this weekend...
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 12:59 PM
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And we did it all the time. Frickin loadsa fields round Harlow. Doesn't work on Donkeys though.. as I told my mate before he tried and consequently got kicked.
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 01:01 PM
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pmsl @ donkey tippin
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 01:07 PM
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Donkey's, what's that...poor man's cow

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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 04:29 PM
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oh fuck what have i done
I can see the post now, 'How many cow's did you tip over the weekend'
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 05:22 PM
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Cola
Strangely enough we were talking about it at the Hotel on Monday night. Was thinking we should see if there's any fields about up north this weekend...

Fields ?????


you never been to Yorkshire before then Cola? they fot fookin hills and allsorts up there
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Old Jul 28, 2004 | 09:42 PM
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Yeah, me and me bro done it on holiday when we was youngsters - fooking hilarious fun till ya push one and it falls into a dirty great cow shit

I heard tho, it don't work too well with the local breed of Milton Keynes cows
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Old Jul 29, 2004 | 11:13 AM
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lol @ Adam. I try and steer clear of the north when possible
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Old Jul 29, 2004 | 12:24 PM
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Last time me and a mate did it, the pair of use used a tow rope to sweep the fucker so as not to fall onto it when pushing. Christ did that thing make a fucking thud when it decked it. Tell you what tho, them cows are fast fuckers. Thought I was fast but I had to proer linford it one until I got to the gate

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Old Jul 29, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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Old Jul 29, 2004 | 01:54 PM
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Cow tipping is the bollox

Or in aylesbury the geezer in the bar called it

"bovine inversion technique" Cow tipping to you and me

And its not a light push you have to give them its a full on shoulder barge they are big fookers

The best one we did was

Got a piece of that sticky see through plastic sheeting stuff and stuck a note on it that said "thanks for the milk" and stuck a pound coin next to it and then slapped that on the cows arse

Can you just imagine the look on the farmers face in the morning

And i agree cow tipping is the bollox but they go SPASSO when they get up it is fooking hard to run and laugh so much you almost piss ya sen

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