Cow Tipping ??????
Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
what is it then?
Silly i know, but drunken antic's are
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lol, we used to do that when I lived near Oxford, great fun after 10 snake bites
Still, as said, you don't see 'em sleeping upright that often....or is that because we're too drunk to notice
Never managed to 'ride' one...they tend to wake up...hence why you push and leggit
Not done it for about 8 years...must be getting old and boring lol.
Dave
Still, as said, you don't see 'em sleeping upright that often....or is that because we're too drunk to notice
Not done it for about 8 years...must be getting old and boring lol.Dave
Originally Posted by Cola
Strangely enough we were talking about it at the Hotel on Monday night. Was thinking we should see if there's any fields about up north this weekend... 
Fields ?????
you never been to Yorkshire before then Cola?
they fot fookin hills and allsorts up there
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Yeah, me and me bro done it on holiday when we was youngsters - fooking hilarious fun till ya push one and it falls into a dirty great cow shit 


I heard tho, it don't work too well with the local breed of Milton Keynes cows



I heard tho, it don't work too well with the local breed of Milton Keynes cows
Last time me and a mate did it, the pair of use used a tow rope to sweep the fucker so as not to fall onto it when pushing. Christ did that thing make a fucking thud when it decked it. Tell you what tho, them cows are fast fuckers. Thought I was fast but I had to proer linford it one until I got to the gate
Cow tipping is the bollox
Or in aylesbury the geezer in the bar called it
"bovine inversion technique" Cow tipping to you and me
And its not a light push you have to give them its a full on shoulder barge they are big fookers
The best one we did was
Got a piece of that sticky see through plastic sheeting stuff and stuck a note on it that said "thanks for the milk" and stuck a pound coin next to it and then slapped that on the cows arse
Can you just imagine the look on the farmers face in the morning
And i agree cow tipping is the bollox but they go SPASSO when they get up it is fooking hard to run and laugh so much you almost piss ya sen
Nige
Or in aylesbury the geezer in the bar called it
"bovine inversion technique" Cow tipping to you and me
And its not a light push you have to give them its a full on shoulder barge they are big fookers
The best one we did was
Got a piece of that sticky see through plastic sheeting stuff and stuck a note on it that said "thanks for the milk" and stuck a pound coin next to it and then slapped that on the cows arse
Can you just imagine the look on the farmers face in the morning
And i agree cow tipping is the bollox but they go SPASSO when they get up it is fooking hard to run and laugh so much you almost piss ya sen
Nige
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