I've just bought this -

http://www.denmarkfarmbarn.co.uk

It's in the middle of Norfolk which means if I get another car Mike gonna be after me

 

nice1 bruce best of luck with it!mike has made a new purchase also!

Justin

 

not gonna be neighbours are we

 

hi bruce

was there any more news on ur old car, not hear owt for a while

 

think we can safely say its gone

 

yourself and mike neighbours now that would be funny!seen the pics a couple of weeks back when i was over,but can't remember where it was soz...see ya at totb?

 

cant make it as i am doing barn things

Will be at ND though

 

Bruce,
You are but a mere 6 miles from our new house (which we move into in the second weekend in August).

If you need ANY help purchasing materials etc - steel supports or contacts for heating etc. Let me know, I have a wealth of tradesman at my disposal, who can help .

Also have accounts with all the local plumbing / building / Electrical merchants (Grahams, PTS, Plumb Centre etc) for super-duper trade discounts.

I also know some builders, but as they are very good ones, you haven't a hope of getting their services for at least 12 months, as they are stacked out with work.

Feel free to pop over when we are moved in for any R & R required during the process .

 

local traffic od are going to be busy in that area!

 

bet my barns gonna be faster than yours

Seriously, i will take you up on that offer, i am trying to set up accounts with builders merchants etc. Imagine that - you an me close neighbours

 

could be worse bruce he could be next door!

 

He lives in the country, 6 miles IS next door !

 

You do realise that Hardingham is the back of beyond?

If your kids go to school in Hingham, this is the same Primary school I was at !

 

nice one bruce, which big bits going to be the garage then?

steve

 

and it's still open?!

 

Cola,
Yes, my attempts to raise it to the ground failed abysmally .

Actually, going to school there WAS the best days of my life . I used to get to school at 7.30 (EVERY day) so we could play an hours worth of "Bulldog" before lessons - those were the days (sighs in reminissance ).

 

lol @ Raise it to the ground.

Holy, you played Bulldog at school!? I thought that was from MY era... woe betide them overlapping

 

Cola,
And I bet you thought you invented Kiss-chase as well ? Were you one of the floosies that would show us your fanny for a Curly-wurly?

 

 

Got your email last week Bruce, gis a call at home between 6-7.30 if your about. The mobile isnt with me today though ..I lost it earlier

 

FPMSL That just doesn't 'sound right' coming from you

 

Steve,
Yep, you taught me everything I know .

Incidentally, have you seen "Sex Lives of the Potato Men"? I just kept thinking of you while watching it for some reason .

 

APMSL

Rumour has it Cola has now moved upmarket, and will do it for a four finger kit-kat




(God, I'm dead )

 

Now that I'd pay to see !

 

Mike and Bruce in the barn eh??

 

Richard I take back what I said about you coming round now.. best you hide!

lol @ Mike. Can't complain though, cos I did start it lol. I'm off the chocolate now, so it doesn't work too well for a bribe. However, if there's the offer of plenty long island ice teas.... that only works for my bloke though One question though, when you were playing kiss chase who were you chasing... the boys or the girls?

 

Neither!

He was chasing the teachers!








(Dead again )

 

You see...I just knew this was gonna be a bad idea

 

Rich,
Shut your big fat gob .

 

Booked my son into Garvestone primary, they were chuffed to bits as it will will mean they have 4 boys and 4 girls in his class now there are only 42 pupils in whole school

It's got really good ofsted reports though

 

Damn you Norfolk folk are backward

 

so can i join the Norfolk group with my Voyager and boat

 

Bruce,
First you have to answer these questions positively to be a Norfolk group member:

1. Have you have slept with an animal?

2. Have you ever slept with a family member?

3. Do you always get lost whenever you go outside of Norfolk?

4. Do you like carrots?

5. Do you think tractors are the best mode of transport?

If the answers are all yes, you're in!

 

Shit - I dont like carrots

 

Parsnips are acceptable !