i bought this underpowered 4 cylinder bag of shite as a non runner (electrical fault)
its now a runner
it has tax till end of december
mot till feb
Brand spanking new battery
new alternator
new exhaust
new diff (comes with the old one so you can have a spare welded one)
repaired seat as the frame was fooked
15"bbs with good tyres
there is no rust on this car


i had every intention of slammin it on coilies and fitting either a turbo'd 2.7 0r 3.5 , nice paint , leather retrim and a solid gold toilet in the back but i really cant be bothered with driving old shitters , it just isnt my sort of vehicular transportation .


i would like as close to 400 squids as possible
im based in sus sex (darn sarf) but can arrange delivery at eleventy million pounds per mile one way.

Im open to offers/sexual favours of the oral variety
part ex offers will be considered / swaps for lambo's , porkers and astons will be considered as long as they include either cash my way or hooge amounts of lesbian porn thrown in to sweeten the deal .


this is it , (photoshopped the black and decker lowering kit on this one)




















go on you know you want it , consider it a xmas present to yourself

 

hi what is the millage ?

 

I believe the car was a support vehicle for the starship enterprise on her last mission to the cocksucky nebular so has 156k on the clock .

 

Cracking advert mate,free bump for yer

 

cheers chaps

pm's replied to

just so you all know what the bottom line is on this

i paid £180 for the car 3 weeks ago
alternator £40
battery £37.50 (good old halfords discount card)
diff £50
bbs centre caps £10
rear box £20

so i make that £337.50 fuck me sideways , ive turned into a complete mug . what was i thinking . someone please remove my ebay rights .

closest offer to that takes the shitter ...oooops i mean classic motor vehicle

that reminds me , insurance is pennys on these things , £141 fully comp as a classic car via go compare.com.org/sukmynipples.nz

 

Top ad' Brad


Would make an awsome runner for the winter, moving furniture.....cheap too

 

Jesus its gettin better,almost want to by it myself

 

love your advert

free bumperty bump for you

 

log book arrived this morning so ready to go whenever .
300 no offers , i need some new snowboard bindings

 

I'll swap for a bit of old rope

 

How do we know you are being honest? Ha Ha. Imagine it. Seriously good advert, made me laugh out loud with the honesty.

Benni.

 

What colour is the old rope ? Our new puppy has just chewed through some old rope in the garden so I could do with some to replace it.
Also how long is it and aproximately how many threads does it have ?

 

Its blue about 3' long and its threadbare tbh

 

Dammit !
If it had been yellow and red and about 8 inches long we coulda had a deal :-(

 

I love this ad, we need people like this on these forums.

Cheap old motor as well.