Are you a call girl???

 

nah im a male escort that goes around shaggin cunts wifes when there on buisness trips llf

 

Good job I'm not a cunt then, otherwise I'd have cause to worry....

 

i will take a swing in by if im not busy

 

you cant be a cunt cause there usefull things

 

That's the type of thing peoplecsay when they're not coming lol

 

8pm asda at the beach tonight!

 

is there anyone going ?

 

my pal doesnt get finished with family things til after 8 ,so id be nearer nine maybe later and everyone may have moved on by then

 

I'm in Dubai so I winna be there!

 

Somebody take a camera.

 

made it there abit late llf nearly never made it home... tankin on down the road, full beam on not givin a fuck, next minute... darkness... oh fuck! popped to headlight bulbs at the same time not good llf still made it home in under an hour that was with stoppin for 10 minutes to change bulbs. was a laugh and i thought us dundee boys were mad drivers... morgan you just take the biscuit yi nutter llf no road blocks on the way home?

 

Haha nightmare, will be those angel eyes you have fitted

You must have had that van singing haha.

Na no road blocks on the way home! Not even a tug haha.

 

Not that night anyway....

 

I've actually nae been stopped in ages

 

....poor cunt will never live them down.


Cheers,
Grant

 

was back in the day, give is a break