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Old 06-02-2011, 02:05 PM
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Default Some pictures of porkies clio when my mrs cleaned it

Couple of people were asking for pics of Lee's clio in the other thread about ginges clio, so I thought I'd stick some up that I took when my mrs cleaned it when I had it after the ring trip that I drove it on.

I'm not any good at detailing type threads to be honest, as I know you are meant to take pics from the same reference point before and after etc which I didnt do, but here are some before, during and after pics anyway





BEFORE:













DURING:












She stuck it under a gazeebo while she polished it to stop the sun making the polish dry to quick:












AFTER:












Interior:

BEFORE:





AFTER:
After she cleaned it inside, She made up some covers for the cage padding out of netting and cable tied it in place as lee didnt like all the duct tape









She machined the lights too cause they were pretty bad, didnt come up perfect, but certainly a big improvement

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During:


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Oh, and she gave the engine bay a quick once over too:
Before:


After:

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A misses that cleans cars.... fair play lol
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Originally Posted by Westy
A misses that cleans cars.... fair play lol
Well if you had the choice of cleaning a car or sleeping with me, which would you choose westy?
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Nice Work Mrs Chip
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If she takes it up the tex-ritter aswell its marriage

Looks a good wee car
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Well done her I cant stand cleaning cars and always miss bits when I do try
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looks bang on that
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Originally Posted by Csm
If she takes it up the tex-ritter aswell its marriage

More to marriage than just her cleaning cars and being good in bed, she needs to get her lap times at combe down another few seconds before she deserves a proposal

This is us for those of you who dont know her as no doubt someone will ask for a picture as a bird got mentioned:
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Originally Posted by *T*
Well done her I cant stand cleaning cars and always miss bits when I do try
Same here, Im just not into it at all really, she loves it though, in fact she is out there now detailing the civic I have just bought (bear in mind I've only bought it to scrap it and keep the engine for my clio ) she really just cant resist it.

She spent 2 fucking days doing the clio for Lee, and no one even asked her to, just it was here for a few days before I dropped it back to Lee so she couldnt resist
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Pictures of the missus, before, during and after sex please.

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Lovely cars these!! Would like one myself to abuse on track tbh.

Off topic but what are the Wilwoods like? I'm after some brakes for the other halfs mk1 Golf and have thought about Wilwoods but have heard bad things about them?

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She's a dab hand with the polish that girl. Wonder if I can get my new lass to clean my car. Hmmmm
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Good job on the Clio - she can fly over here and clean my Sapph if she wants
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kin hell chipster, how did you pull that ?. you must be packing some weight, and im not talking your gut
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someones got "9 or a big bank balance
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Finished result looks good mate

However and i don't mean to offend here but in this pic you can see that far too much product has been used



The polish has not been worked long enough for it to break down, you only need 2-3 pea size blobs of polish put to the pad and stick to working a 2ft x 2ft area at a time.

Also with the headlights i think you would have got a better finish with wet sanding first, however if you have not done this before you would be best to get some spares to practice on first.

Keep up the good work
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Polish has been put on a bit to thick but overall she does a realy good job chip,get her a snow foam lance bought
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Originally Posted by Benni
Pictures of the missus, before, during and after sex please.

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Originally Posted by Gav Diamond
Finished result looks good mate

However and i don't mean to offend here but in this pic you can see that far too much product has been used

LOL, no offence taken as funnily enough thats exactly what she said so I already knew that, I popped out to see how she was getting on and to grab a few pics and I decided to show an interest by joining in and it was actually me that polished the passenger side of the bonnet while she did the drivers side (hence the difference in that picture), I dont mind doing polishing itself even though im not into cleaning, but apparently im not very good at it so I fucked off back inside and left her to it again


If you look on the other pic, you can see I did half the front bumper too while I was there, and I made the same mistake again

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Originally Posted by RETRO_AL_
Polish has been put on a bit to thick
As above, im afraid its me thats guilty of that on the passenger side, she's always telling me off for using too much product whenever I help her clean anything.

but overall she does a realy good job chip,get her a snow foam lance bought
Yeah she has asked for one for her birthday.

Any good links?

Needs to work with a Karsher pressure washer.
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Cracking attempt mate.
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nice job

i don't like the idea of cable ties on the roll cage padding. i think that they may snag or catch on something a bit too easily.
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Here you go chip http://shop.autobritedirect.co.uk/pr...ances-15-c.asp just tell them you have a karcher and they will sort out the correct fitting,theres loads of foam to choose from,i use autobrights supa snow foam goes on realy thick and clings realy good,5ltrs will last a very long time as you only need about 1" in the bottle and fill the rest with water
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What's the spec?
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looks great chip, your women did a great job of it, cleanyour car.co.uk for snow foam, is this the car lee spent 30k on?
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Originally Posted by andy130
looks great chip, your women did a great job of it
chip, the car wash pimp
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Nice house
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
nice job

i don't like the idea of cable ties on the roll cage padding. i think that they may snag or catch on something a bit too easily.

The block bit of the tie is pointing down on each one where it cant catch on anything, but yes im sure you are right that there is a better solution possible if you really tried, but it was certainly a lot better than the duct tape, we did try the local rally place for some proper padding but they didnt have any in stock that fitted so she just made these with some fabric she grabbed at a material place in town. Lee was pretty pleased with it for a temp fix but im sure he'll come up with something better at some point
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Originally Posted by RETRO_AL_
Here you go chip http://shop.autobritedirect.co.uk/pr...ances-15-c.asp just tell them you have a karcher and they will sort out the correct fitting,theres loads of foam to choose from,i use autobrights supa snow foam goes on realy thick and clings realy good,5ltrs will last a very long time as you only need about 1" in the bottle and fill the rest with water
Cool, I think she has seen one on a group buy on detailing world or something (its a cleaning forum she uses) but if not then I'll have a chat to them.

Thanks for the info
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Originally Posted by nick8saff
Nice house
Thats my parents house, mine is a lot smaller and only a single garage, hence I have nicked their double one for a couple of my cars

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Looks smart


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Originally Posted by Mark B
What's the spec?
Throttle bodies now but not at the time of the pics, with omex IIRC
AST coilovers
Mark fish shims etc on the suspension as he set it all up for Lee
Willwood 4 pots
Engine itself is still standard I think, but knowing Lee that's probably either changed or is just about to
Rebuilt box with LSD
Full cage
Now got some stupidly expensive seats in it too not the standard ones like in the pics
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Originally Posted by Chip
Thats my parents house, mine is a lot smaller and only a single garage, hence I have nicked their double one for a couple of my cars
Mines a lot lot smaller has no garage and belongs to someone else.
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That was pre-Lee "totally muffing" it as cheap trackday fun wasn't it??

It's a great wee car, but I'm really keen to know the full spec of it now it's finished.


Cheers,
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Originally Posted by nick8saff
Mines a lot lot smaller has no garage and belongs to someone else.
Lol. Fair enough mate
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Originally Posted by RS Grant
That was pre-Lee "totally muffing" it as cheap trackday fun wasn't it??

It's a great wee car, but I'm really keen to know the full spec of it now it's finished.


Cheers,
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He was about halfway through throwing money at it at this point.

Mainly on labour TBH, think it owed him about 20K at this point in time, but you could have easily replicated it for 10K im sure.
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Originally Posted by Chip
LOL, no offence taken as funnily enough thats exactly what she said so I already knew that, I popped out to see how she was getting on and to grab a few pics and I decided to show an interest by joining in and it was actually me that polished the passenger side of the bonnet while she did the drivers side (hence the difference in that picture), I dont mind doing polishing itself even though im not into cleaning, but apparently im not very good at it so I fucked off back inside and left her to it again


If you look on the other pic, you can see I did half the front bumper too while I was there, and I made the same mistake again
That explains it then....leave it to those that know what there doing Chip, lol

As for foam lance i have this one http://www.polishedbliss.co.uk/acata...ance-cat2.html think the autobrite price is slightly cheaper though that was posted above by Retro-al.

As for amount of polish you need, im sure your missus has told you but this is more than enough


Pic taken from this guide
http://www.polishedbliss.co.uk/acata...ishing-do.html
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Originally Posted by Gav Diamond
That explains it then....leave it to those that know what there doing Chip, lol
Lol, she does most of the cleaning of all our cars TBH mate, and now you know why, looking at the pic you pointed out I can really see what she meant now where as I wasnt taking much notice at the time

As for foam lance i have this one http://www.polishedbliss.co.uk/acata...ance-cat2.html think the autobrite price is slightly cheaper though that was posted above by Retro-al.
Ok, she'll no doubt tell me where to buy it from anyway, she's far better at finding bargains than me but I'll pass those links on in case she hasnt seen them.


As for amount of polish you need, im sure your missus has told you but this is more than enough


Pic taken from this guide
http://www.polishedbliss.co.uk/acata...ishing-do.html
Yeah thats how she does it, where as I just squirt a big line on if I ever borrow her machine polisher
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How did a baldy bas**rd like you pull her. I wish my mrs would show an interest in cars.
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Does geezer bird polish the helmet well....


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