Absolutely love the opening bit in Lock Stock.

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddy: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddy: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. 'Too late, too late' will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddy: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Shit.

 

" touch me again and ill kill ya,..... Little son of a bitch" [thick New Orleans accent]

Al Pacino. Scent of a woman


Classic!!!!!

 

Moff in Human Traffic, in the taxi!



"See ya later Pete, no one gives a fuck about ya"

 

One for older viewers possibly.

Name the film.

"Hey Sugar what's under the hood?"

"It's a 454, four on the floor, full house, with a blower"

 

 

Quailty!

 

Eddy: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

 

 

one gory one I remembered about from Hellraiser;

 

Shut your cock sucker - The Watch

 

"Have I got something in my teeth?"



lol

 

Allllll righty then

 

"Camp Freddy, everybody, in the world, is bent"

 

Liikkeeeaaa gglove! Lol!!!!

 

Its all about the dicks pussy's an asshole's you see the dicks love to fuck the pussy's but somtime they like to fuck assholes too ..........
Team America

 

 

"These chinless wonders will get you out of Turin faster than anything on four wheels"

 

'Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change'

 

[shuts car off] Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!

Gone in 60 seconds, in the driving school car.

 

^^^ classic! Love this one

 

Cannonball Run II

 

Murtaugh: This used to be a new car Riggs.

Riggs: Well it still is..

 

Some class ones here.Cant beat lock stock.