Favourite film quotes
27-02-2008, 09:50 AM
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Ain't watched it in so long now!
27-02-2008, 10:34 AM
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Roger Avary did....
27-02-2008, 11:24 AM
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"do my dishes"
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
Adventures of ford fairlane, this movie has so many good quotes that its hard to have any favourite line.
"NO NO not in the aaaaaarrrrgggsssssss"
some bangbros movie, quite funny (not for the girl though)
found this btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6MVKnU-UJA
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
Adventures of ford fairlane, this movie has so many good quotes that its hard to have any favourite line.
"NO NO not in the aaaaaarrrrgggsssssss"
some bangbros movie, quite funny (not for the girl though)
found this btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6MVKnU-UJA
27-02-2008, 11:38 AM
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you are all forgetting the best film ever though?
Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Tyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
And the best line in the film
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
I also know a great quote from Gattaca but I need to find it so I get the words 100% correct
Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Tyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
And the best line in the film
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
I also know a great quote from Gattaca but I need to find it so I get the words 100% correct
27-02-2008, 07:26 PM
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27-02-2008, 07:40 PM
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27-02-2008, 07:47 PM
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Jaws - Were gonna need a bigger boat
Lock, stock- Id feel safer with a chicken drumstick
Snatch- What do you mean open it up. Its not a tin of bank beans.
Full metal jacket. - Do you suck cock. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
( That part of the film is priceless )
Rocky - I must break you!
Resevoir dogs - Mr brown sounds like mr shit. Atleast it dont sound like mr pussy.
Sooo many more but cant think on the top of my head.
Lock, stock- Id feel safer with a chicken drumstick
Snatch- What do you mean open it up. Its not a tin of bank beans.
Full metal jacket. - Do you suck cock. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
( That part of the film is priceless )
Rocky - I must break you!
Resevoir dogs - Mr brown sounds like mr shit. Atleast it dont sound like mr pussy.
Sooo many more but cant think on the top of my head.
27-02-2008, 08:42 PM
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27-02-2008, 09:01 PM
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Pedator is full of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE&NR=1
Or the Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWX6...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE&NR=1
Or the Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWX6...eature=related
27-02-2008, 11:49 PM
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2 classics
for me these are some of the best lines/quotes ever are...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EdeCPG...eature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcVLO...eature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YykfDFEk3y8
28-02-2008, 05:56 AM
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Bubbleboy:
When the Indian guy, Pushpop runs over a cow:
Bubbleboy: "It's just a cow, Pushpop."
Pushpop: "Just a cow? Just a cow?! In my religion, the cow is the womb from which all life springs! I have transgressed against Shiva!"
Bubbleboy: "Shiva?"
Pushpop: "The six armed goddess. Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?"
When the Indian guy, Pushpop runs over a cow:
Bubbleboy: "It's just a cow, Pushpop."
Pushpop: "Just a cow? Just a cow?! In my religion, the cow is the womb from which all life springs! I have transgressed against Shiva!"
Bubbleboy: "Shiva?"
Pushpop: "The six armed goddess. Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?"
28-02-2008, 08:26 AM
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
28-02-2008, 08:42 AM
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oh theres so many.whether they be cheesy like arnie's commando ones (let of some steam bennet) or true classic lines like the snatch ones etc.and funny ones like martin lawrence in bad boys 2 "nice fish!....big fucking eyes!......but nice..fucking fish!" lol
also like daniel craigs one in layer cake when the hitman rings him in bed
"dragon...ive got an idea.why dont you come round for some brekfast,i'll squeeze some orange juice and ground some coffee and we can talk about his like adults.how does that sound?"
DRAGON "sounds very hospitable"
DANIEL CRAIG "do you know where i live?"
DRAGON "no"
DANIEL CRAIG "well fuck off then!"
also like daniel craigs one in layer cake when the hitman rings him in bed
"dragon...ive got an idea.why dont you come round for some brekfast,i'll squeeze some orange juice and ground some coffee and we can talk about his like adults.how does that sound?"
DRAGON "sounds very hospitable"
DANIEL CRAIG "do you know where i live?"
DRAGON "no"
DANIEL CRAIG "well fuck off then!"
28-02-2008, 10:07 AM
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oh theres so many.whether they be cheesy like arnie's commando ones (let of some steam bennet) or true classic lines like the snatch ones etc.and funny ones like martin lawrence in bad boys 2 "nice fish!....big fucking eyes!......but nice..fucking fish!" lol
also like daniel craigs one in layer cake when the hitman rings him in bed
"dragon...ive got an idea.why dont you come round for some brekfast,i'll squeeze some orange juice and ground some coffee and we can talk about his like adults.how does that sound?"
DRAGON "sounds very hospitable"
DANIEL CRAIG "do you know where i live?"
DRAGON "no"
DANIEL CRAIG "well fuck off then!"
also like daniel craigs one in layer cake when the hitman rings him in bed
"dragon...ive got an idea.why dont you come round for some brekfast,i'll squeeze some orange juice and ground some coffee and we can talk about his like adults.how does that sound?"
DRAGON "sounds very hospitable"
DANIEL CRAIG "do you know where i live?"
DRAGON "no"
DANIEL CRAIG "well fuck off then!"
that one's class, yeah!
28-02-2008, 10:15 AM
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28-02-2008, 10:16 AM
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Lt. Thomsen: 'I'm not in the condition to fuck........sieg heil'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YWebICKVWew [5:00]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YWebICKVWew [5:00]
28-02-2008, 10:18 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1zLF...eature=related
My personal favourite is this scene from American Beauty....."Today, I quit my job and blackmailed my boss for nearly $60,000 dollars, pass the asparagus"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eVN4wU7pANw
and the blackmail scene itself:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CqJ8zx...eature=related
28-02-2008, 11:24 AM
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I see someone's already quoted Begbie. Probably one of my favourite film characters ever. Some of his lines are class. My favourite is when they are talking about drugs and Begbie says:
"Fukin chemicals? No way would ah poison ma body wi that shite."
Just at that he takes a draw of his fag and downs his pint or was it a half? Can't remember. Remember laughing my head off at it tho. Totally contradicts himself.
Brilliant!
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"Fukin chemicals? No way would ah poison ma body wi that shite."
Just at that he takes a draw of his fag and downs his pint or was it a half? Can't remember. Remember laughing my head off at it tho. Totally contradicts himself.
Brilliant!
SMG
28-02-2008, 12:26 PM
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28-02-2008, 12:28 PM
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I see someone's already quoted Begbie. Probably one of my favourite film characters ever. Some of his lines are class. My favourite is when they are talking about drugs and Begbie says:
"Fukin chemicals? No way would ah poison ma body wi that shite."
Just at that he takes a draw of his fag and downs his pint or was it a half? Can't remember. Remember laughing my head off at it tho. Totally contradicts himself.
Brilliant!
SMG
"Fukin chemicals? No way would ah poison ma body wi that shite."
Just at that he takes a draw of his fag and downs his pint or was it a half? Can't remember. Remember laughing my head off at it tho. Totally contradicts himself.
Brilliant!
SMG
Yes i used to crease up to all Begbies lines as well and still do. "Doncaster, four forghty, badboy" "yes badboy"
And "that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves till we find out which cunt did it" and it's him all along.
28-02-2008, 12:46 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh0KcpYeMVQ
you two have produced SQUATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Caught my first tube this morning ! " ..lol. !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sLvt...eature=related
I'll Kill Ya! Now mr bubble and squeak...
you two have produced SQUATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Caught my first tube this morning ! " ..lol. !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sLvt...eature=related
I'll Kill Ya! Now mr bubble and squeak...
28-02-2008, 05:16 PM
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Vincent: "Its a 4 ton truck Tyrone"
Tyrone: "It was at a funny angle!"
Vincent: "Its behind you Tyrone..... when you reverse things come from behind you!"
Tyrone: "It was at a funny angle!"
Vincent: "Its behind you Tyrone..... when you reverse things come from behind you!"
28-02-2008, 05:20 PM
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Solomon:"Leave him alone. He's a natural,ain't you,Tyrone?"
Tyrone:"Course I am"
Vincent:"A natural-fuckin-idiot,Tyrone,what have you done????"
The whole film is quote worthy. Top quality!
Tyrone:"Course I am"
Vincent:"A natural-fuckin-idiot,Tyrone,what have you done????"
The whole film is quote worthy. Top quality!