The porsche eater!!!
19-03-2006, 11:51 AM
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The porsche eater!!!
Roughly 3 days ago a strange mysterious man visited my front door offering me the chance to own a very unique car.
On enquiring about the car he was selling me he gave me a rough run down of the spec. I then asked this man how much of the queens finest he required for me to be able to claim ownership of the car.
He paused looked at his feet and said ££££150. I ammiedately knew this car was for me. So that brisk evening i paid a visit to the home of this car from where i would be dumbfounded and shocked.
As i drove onto this farm following directions given to me by this strange man a ghostly figure of a car appeared through the mist, my heart started to race, could this be the ultimate in cars. I gingerly stepped out of me mums car and approached the car with high hopes. The strange man appeared from inside the farmhouse and approached me saying" Here she is the FORD ESCORT ENCORE", i nearly fell off my chair a real encore. On closer inspection and analysing of the cars times at the pod i began to realise this car is no normal 1.3 encore. it produces 345bhp due to a unique panel filter. Thats right throw those rumours away that panel filters dont make a huge difference, this beast gives it 300% more power. Here are the pictures of the car, take note of the plate and never let it race you off the lights. It has 4 new pzeros 6 moths tax and a years MOT for £150
Yes that is the real encore and not a replica straight as a
This dent was left by a 911 turbo driver who apparently was so frustrated when it beat him through dartford tunnel, (apparently escort driver only used reverse, thats how quick she is)
Someone tried to steal this car but the thactham cat 1 alarm immobiliser and tracker prevented him from doing so, so take that into account people thinking of stealing this one off.
THis picture was taken in 3rd whta you cant see is the skyline trailing behind.
For all whos envious £300 and shes yours,(Not a for sale post though as id rather keep it and keep pissing off ferraris and alike)
On enquiring about the car he was selling me he gave me a rough run down of the spec. I then asked this man how much of the queens finest he required for me to be able to claim ownership of the car.
He paused looked at his feet and said ££££150. I ammiedately knew this car was for me. So that brisk evening i paid a visit to the home of this car from where i would be dumbfounded and shocked.
As i drove onto this farm following directions given to me by this strange man a ghostly figure of a car appeared through the mist, my heart started to race, could this be the ultimate in cars. I gingerly stepped out of me mums car and approached the car with high hopes. The strange man appeared from inside the farmhouse and approached me saying" Here she is the FORD ESCORT ENCORE", i nearly fell off my chair a real encore. On closer inspection and analysing of the cars times at the pod i began to realise this car is no normal 1.3 encore. it produces 345bhp due to a unique panel filter. Thats right throw those rumours away that panel filters dont make a huge difference, this beast gives it 300% more power. Here are the pictures of the car, take note of the plate and never let it race you off the lights. It has 4 new pzeros 6 moths tax and a years MOT for £150
Yes that is the real encore and not a replica straight as a
This dent was left by a 911 turbo driver who apparently was so frustrated when it beat him through dartford tunnel, (apparently escort driver only used reverse, thats how quick she is)
Someone tried to steal this car but the thactham cat 1 alarm immobiliser and tracker prevented him from doing so, so take that into account people thinking of stealing this one off.
THis picture was taken in 3rd whta you cant see is the skyline trailing behind.
For all whos envious £300 and shes yours,(Not a for sale post though as id rather keep it and keep pissing off ferraris and alike)
Aint to sure what to make of this Post???? 
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24-03-2006, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by the-grumpy-one
PERSONALY, I THINK THIS IS BOLLOCKS.....I WOULD LIKE TO SEE VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THIS THO! IF POSABLE? 
oh really hes got such a fast car... Dont diss the encore 
25-03-2006, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by the-grumpy-one
PERSONALY, I THINK THIS IS BOLLOCKS.....I WOULD LIKE TO SEE VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THIS THO! IF POSABLE?
25-03-2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan
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Originally Posted by xr2i kid2005
345 bhp due to just a panel filter hmmmmm 
26-03-2006, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AdsCapri2
no reall its new filet gives 280bhp shaved 14 secs off me 0-60 meaning im sub -0 to 60
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