Oh My, Just sent an e-mail to my collegue commenting on my manager, coz she’s being a right cow since I handed my notice, and has just given me LOADS of work, with totally unrealistic deadlines…


Got half way through it pressed enter by mistake so it got sent


And guess who I put in the to field


























































Yep you guessed it my manager pmsl….but to make matters worse instead of waiting for her to question me, I make up some cock and bull storey about it being about an agent pmsl….think she might know it was about her though

 

Fook em.

 

plum


but as Stu said, if she isnt giving you any respect then it doesn't matter anyways

 

quite right!! What the worst they can do!! you are already leaving!!

 

pay more attention to what your doing and stop emails with dodgy one liners in em

 

Quailty! reminds me of my mate who did business studies in France and he was in work experience for a year at a French company. On the day he left he was really happy with the way they had looked after him and he put together a thank you email to send to everyone in his department.
So he knocked together this thankyou memo and sent a draft to a mate that was at the same company to check his french and as a Joke at the end he added 'ps your all french C**ts!' to make his mate laugh...
I'm sure you can guess the rest... what a pratt

 

send her another one

 

Fpmsl ye but Stu im here for another 2 weeks yet

Serves my right for trying to do 10 jobs at once

I feel a bit guilty though, as straight afterwards she had tears down her face, said she had a contact stuck behind her eye, and she went toilets

Pmsl Andy you luv it

Send her another?!?! No your ok, I need to keep her sweet in case I don’t like my new job, you reckon I still got a chance at coming back??

 

lol come on kim, copy and paste what you sent her

must be good to make her cry

 

You made her cry?!

God I would have felt so so bad I'm soft like that tho.

 

Pmsl oh no huni what you like

 

Ye but that’s the thing it hardly said ANYTHING coz I sent it before I had finished luckily all it said was that she giving me a hard time this week, with unrealistic deadlines and the countdown was on GIVEAWAY etc etc was nothing THAT bad althought the word fookin and bitch may have come in somewhere Im sorry but if she WAS crying she aint exactly manager material, id USUALLY sl4g em off to their face, she’d prob have a breakdown!!!

In all seriousness though I don’t do upsetting people and I hate it if I do, but if she carries on treating me the way she is

 

Woooosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hun

 

pmsl im chilled




Aw well, first thing i did was phone Stu pissing myself i found it funny, so did my collegue

 

I know how you feel Kim.

I was so angry with my old manager once I wrote an email saying how:

"I will knock her the fuck out if she carries on like that"

I ended up sending it to her!

 

Brilliant!

 

and??

 

The emphasis being on "my old manager"

 

I gathered that mate, but more so how the story went.

 

Make your boss cry at work sounds like a good game

 

Basically ended up being dragged to one side and had a full scale slagging match with her...

I didnt actually get the sack! I went on to work in the IT department and she left. presumed suicide!!

Bitch.

 

You did well not to get the boot rrrrr...satisfaction Simon!

 

fpmsl @ Simon.......well theres no luv lost between me and her, although she has been ever so nice since the e-mail

Could be something to do with the HR meeting, everytime someone leaves, HR have a leaving interview with them to see why they are leaving, pmsl see if it is anythign to so with your manager etc

 

lucky you didnt send porn by mistake

 

fpmsl...theres time yet

 

Just start eating a REALLY weird diet and then farting near your manager all day at work

Alternatively - send the whole company an email slagging her off good and proper - guaranteed 'garden leave' within 5 minutes

Top work hun - just enjoy your last few days