What happens when you got a psycho mother.....
18-01-2006, 03:05 PM
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What happens when you got a psycho mother.....
...and you get caught smoking a joint?
She calls the police
There's 2 traffic cars outside, just pulled up.
My god, i wish i'd never moved back in with her.
What's the law anyway? We are both on the rentbook as equals, surely they can't kick me out my own house can they?
They won't find nothing, cos i aint got nothing
So there's no need to worry about that.
She calls the police
There's 2 traffic cars outside, just pulled up.My god, i wish i'd never moved back in with her.
What's the law anyway? We are both on the rentbook as equals, surely they can't kick me out my own house can they?
They won't find nothing, cos i aint got nothing
So there's no need to worry about that.
18-01-2006, 03:09 PM
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Sad innit? you know what's worse? The fact she's going to grass up all my friends aswell 
She can't stand me having a social life, so she tries turning people against me. But it never works, because i chose my friendscarefully
She can't stand me having a social life, so she tries turning people against me. But it never works, because i chose my friendscarefully
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18-01-2006, 03:14 PM
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Righto Didn't think they would send 2 cars to a mum grassing up her son for smoking a joint In fact i wouldn't even think they would get involved .........So they have pulled up and your sitting here having a chat still right!
Didn't think they would send 2 cars to a mum grassing up her son for smoking a joint In fact i wouldn't even think they would get involved .........So they have pulled up and your sitting here having a chat still right!
18-01-2006, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Tell the police she deals crack to the schoolkids that walk past the house at 3:30 p.m.
Thatl teach her
18-01-2006, 03:22 PM
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Gutted for you mate! I know what strict parents are like!
My house my rules etc
My dad was gonna call the cops on me years ago for knicking Ł2 out of his wallet! Instead I got a kickin!
My house my rules etc
My dad was gonna call the cops on me years ago for knicking Ł2 out of his wallet! Instead I got a kickin!
18-01-2006, 03:32 PM
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jesus i never realised how good i had it,i only get smart comments from my pops about the state i get in and get told before i go out to watch what im taking 
granted if i leave anything lying around he hides it from me to wind me up but i always get it back one ive sweated a bit
granted if i leave anything lying around he hides it from me to wind me up but i always get it back one ive sweated a bit
18-01-2006, 04:27 PM
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my mam dont mind now but she used to get pissed at me for having it in the house. that was here only real problem with it.
funny as a couple of months ago. me dads old escort got nicked at about 1am. cops pulled the theifin shits and came to the house looking for my dad to tell him his car had been nicked. at the time i had been getting some extra smoke for me cousin and a mate or two . i woke up with me mam saying that there were cops at the door, i thought i was getting raided so she asked me to go downstairs, i told her to go and see what they wanted. she left the room so im straight into the stash and putting the dope in the gutter above me window and she walks back in. all she said was
"still smoking that shite are you, get you arse down stairs and see what they want. it better not be you"
if you pay rent mate tell her that you are not going to be dictated to like a fooking child.
(and stitch her ass with a space cake
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funny as a couple of months ago. me dads old escort got nicked at about 1am. cops pulled the theifin shits and came to the house looking for my dad to tell him his car had been nicked. at the time i had been getting some extra smoke for me cousin and a mate or two
. i woke up with me mam saying that there were cops at the door, i thought i was getting raided so she asked me to go downstairs, i told her to go and see what they wanted. she left the room so im straight into the stash and putting the dope in the gutter above me window and she walks back in. all she said was "still smoking that shite are you, get you arse down stairs and see what they want. it better not be you"
if you pay rent mate tell her that you are not going to be dictated to like a fooking child.
(and stitch her ass with a space cake
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18-01-2006, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Is your mum STILL taking it out on everyone how gutted she is that i wont fuck her up the wrong'un anymore cause i got bored of it?
18-01-2006, 05:08 PM
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Hope they charge the bint with wasting police time 
Why the fcuk do they manage to send 2 traffic cars to a home where the mother has reported her son as having smoked a joint......yet when theres a robbery at a shop for example, they can be waiting 2hrs+ before anyone turns up
Why the fcuk do they manage to send 2 traffic cars to a home where the mother has reported her son as having smoked a joint......yet when theres a robbery at a shop for example, they can be waiting 2hrs+ before anyone turns up
18-01-2006, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PhilM
Hope they charge the bint with wasting police time
Why the fcuk do they manage to send 2 traffic cars to a home where the mother has reported her son as having smoked a joint......yet when theres a robbery at a shop for example, they can be waiting 2hrs+ before anyone turns up
Why the fcuk do they manage to send 2 traffic cars to a home where the mother has reported her son as having smoked a joint......yet when theres a robbery at a shop for example, they can be waiting 2hrs+ before anyone turns up
Next he will come on and pst he is just back from the ploice station he got locked up for an hour
.get her in a dark room then
18-01-2006, 09:33 PM
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Somebody I know recently got busted smuggling 1 kilo of cannabis resin into work. No big deal i hear you cry..... he's a prison officer and his dad is the guvnor!!!!!!! The home office had to get involved and allsorts.
He's getting done for posession with intent to supply!
He's getting done for posession with intent to supply!
18-01-2006, 09:43 PM
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That will teach the silly prick then wont it,
Snowy's probably got a night in the cells , i just hope he dont have more then is a personel amount with him ,
mike
Snowy's probably got a night in the cells
, i just hope he dont have more then is a personel amount with him ,mike
19-01-2006, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by TemptRS
where is he?