I'm now officially an NMS Battleship!!!
18-07-2004, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rs Gus
with greys and t34
you will have to be making at least 450 to keep up with me as i'm 2wd,anyways i'd fookin wup ya ass in a metro ya girly sunday driver 
Tim....... Matt has told me about ya new beast
sounds good mate
18-07-2004, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by KTCos
Originally Posted by Rs Gus
with greys and t34
you will have to be making at least 450 to keep up with me as i'm 2wd,anyways i'd fookin wup ya ass in a metro ya girly sunday driver Tim....... Matt has told me about ya new beast
sounds good mate 
dont forget i had a 2wd and its oficial your talking from your ass but bring it on cos ill out brake and handle u!
19-07-2004, 06:26 AM
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Gus mate........if you can drive a car like i can then fair play but i can tell ya now that we will never have a race for the simple fact of that you live fookin miles away from me
Unless you want to pop over on a sat or sunday night and we can rip the skeg road up which is an awesome road for seperating the men from the boys,40 miles of decent hills,twistys and straights,bit like Donnington. I'm trying to get to Croft this year if ya going there??
lol......my std brakes was fine at cadwell park on me last track day.
and them wanky brakes will soon be replaced with a 330 conv in which i have but just need to sort some bells
Unless you want to pop over on a sat or sunday night and we can rip the skeg road up which is an awesome road for seperating the men from the boys,40 miles of decent hills,twistys and straights,bit like Donnington.
I'm trying to get to Croft this year if ya going there?? lol......my std brakes was fine at cadwell park on me last track day.
and them wanky brakes will soon be replaced with a 330 conv in which i have but just need to sort some bells
19-07-2004, 11:20 AM
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RS Gus,
You make me laugh. Why stop at beating my T34/403 cars when you can beat mine too?
I admit my car is the slowest out of any user on this site, so you've got nothing to lose. As for handling and driving ability, again I'm sure you're leagues ahead of me, and thus again all the better reason for you to beat me!! PMSL
LOL is'nt it funny to actually stoop to your pathetic level in challenging you to a race. I'm not actually remotely interested in proving how fast my car is, but I can catergorically say I'd over take you like you were standing still even when you're foot to the boards. 
Does that make you bite?
You make me laugh. Why stop at beating my T34/403 cars when you can beat mine too?
I admit my car is the slowest out of any user on this site, so you've got nothing to lose. As for handling and driving ability, again I'm sure you're leagues ahead of me, and thus again all the better reason for you to beat me!! PMSL
LOL is'nt it funny to actually stoop to your pathetic level in challenging you to a race. I'm not actually remotely interested in proving how fast my car is, but I can catergorically say I'd over take you like you were standing still even when you're foot to the boards.
Does that make you bite?
19-07-2004, 11:30 AM
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I'm not actually remotely interested in proving how fast my car is, but I can catergorically say I'd over take you like you were standing still even when you're foot to the boards.
19-07-2004, 11:39 AM
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LOL @ Ranj too.
The funny thing is I read this PF site and just laugh every time. (Or cringe at how utterly sad and boring some folk are!!!) Some people are so bothered about their cars and proving how much power they have, it really does become an extension of their Penis!!!!
I really am not bothered who's is the fastest. Good luck to you all and I hope you get the satisfaction you crave from proving your cars.
All I'm looking forward to is going away on holiday, my own car won't turn a wheel now until National Day and then it will be out of action until April next year.
The funny thing is I read this PF site and just laugh every time. (Or cringe at how utterly sad and boring some folk are!!!) Some people are so bothered about their cars and proving how much power they have, it really does become an extension of their Penis!!!!
I really am not bothered who's is the fastest. Good luck to you all and I hope you get the satisfaction you crave from proving your cars.
All I'm looking forward to is going away on holiday, my own car won't turn a wheel now until National Day and then it will be out of action until April next year.
19-07-2004, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Karl
LOL @ Ranj too.
The funny thing is I read this PF site and just laugh every time. (Or cringe at how utterly sad and boring some folk are!!!) Some people are so bothered about their cars and proving how much power they have, it really does become an extension of their Penis!!!!
I really am not bothered who's is the fastest. Good luck to you all and I hope you get the satisfaction you crave from proving your cars.
All I'm looking forward to is going away on holiday, my own car won't turn a wheel now until National Day and then it will be out of action until April next year.
The funny thing is I read this PF site and just laugh every time. (Or cringe at how utterly sad and boring some folk are!!!) Some people are so bothered about their cars and proving how much power they have, it really does become an extension of their Penis!!!!
I really am not bothered who's is the fastest. Good luck to you all and I hope you get the satisfaction you crave from proving your cars.
All I'm looking forward to is going away on holiday, my own car won't turn a wheel now until National Day and then it will be out of action until April next year.
then why boast about things when u cant prove ?
19-07-2004, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl
but I can catergorically say I'd over take you like you were standing still even when you're foot to the boards.
19-07-2004, 12:20 PM
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Ranj, I most certainly don't boast about my car.
I only made comment in reply to Gus's comments as a piss take. Of course my car will be faster it's a hugely higher spec, but since Gus made a challenging remark I thought I'd take the piss.
I've no need to prove my car as I'm happy to accept it's slower than everyone elses.
Ima, I tune cars because it does give me job satisfaction when the owners are chuffed to bits, and likewise I do enjoy the engineering that goes into modifiying engines. What I don't like about my job is the bickering that goes with the tuning scene.
Men to be fair are VERY sad when it comes to their hobbies. Whether it be cars, football, how many pints you can drink, size of cock, whatever, most men have a personality problem that means they have to be the best!!!
Personally I prefer to spend my free time with my family than worry about proving whether my car has 700bhp!
I only made comment in reply to Gus's comments as a piss take. Of course my car will be faster it's a hugely higher spec, but since Gus made a challenging remark I thought I'd take the piss.
I've no need to prove my car as I'm happy to accept it's slower than everyone elses.
Ima, I tune cars because it does give me job satisfaction when the owners are chuffed to bits, and likewise I do enjoy the engineering that goes into modifiying engines. What I don't like about my job is the bickering that goes with the tuning scene.
Men to be fair are VERY sad when it comes to their hobbies. Whether it be cars, football, how many pints you can drink, size of cock, whatever, most men have a personality problem that means they have to be the best!!!
Personally I prefer to spend my free time with my family than worry about proving whether my car has 700bhp!
19-07-2004, 12:25 PM
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Sorry Stu, jumped straight to page 2 in all this excitement.
Text me the address and I'll meet you there, we can have a nice beer in peace!!!
P.S glad the package turned up, was worried tape might have come off!!
Text me the address and I'll meet you there, we can have a nice beer in peace!!!
P.S glad the package turned up, was worried tape might have come off!!
19-07-2004, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl
Text me the address and I'll meet you there, we can have a nice beer in peace!!!!!
Karl & stu in tuning love affair
I do like the way the tuners get on well/exchange info............... and then the customers start all the arguments
19-07-2004, 12:29 PM
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Karl,
Text me the address and I'll meet you there, we can have a nice beer in peace!!!
Text me the address and I'll meet you there, we can have a nice beer in peace!!!
Karl,
was worried tape might have come off!!
was worried tape might have come off!!
19-07-2004, 12:29 PM
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karl surely you're aware that everything needs proving ( 
) on a dyno mate i hear in a bid to find out what he really is (we all know alwardy rofl) that ranj attached himself to it and the screen read nothing more than "too heavy kindly remove the equipment quickly before damage occurs"
) on a dyno mate i hear in a bid to find out what he really is (we all know alwardy rofl) that ranj attached himself to it and the screen read nothing more than "too heavy kindly remove the equipment quickly before damage occurs"
19-07-2004, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by KTCos
Well i have just got back from Karls and what can i say
I went running greens and 20psi and came back running greys and 28psi
The car runs alot smoother and drives very very nicely and is fookin rapid,even runs MOT passable CO's
Also got 2 stage boost in which it runs 20psi so i know its 340-350 at so i'd now like to see what she is running at 28.
I had a grin from ear to ear on the way home and only used qtr of a tank(15ltrs) so is good economy on cruise
Thanks Karl 
I went running greens and 20psi and came back running greys and 28psi
The car runs alot smoother and drives very very nicely and is fookin rapid,even runs MOT passable CO's
Also got 2 stage boost in which it runs 20psi so i know its 340-350 at so i'd now like to see what she is running at 28.
I had a grin from ear to ear on the way home and only used qtr of a tank(15ltrs) so is good economy on cruise
Thanks Karl
Nice one M8.
What power/tourque figures you expected to have with that conversion.
19-07-2004, 12:39 PM
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LOL stu, yes that tape is pretty sticky I must admit!!!
Mcpikie, you'll be suprised how well tuners do know each other. Many a time when we phone each other, the conversation will turn to this BB and we all laugh at the arguments the customers get into!
End of the day boys will always be boys, and bickering about who's got the best toys is only to be expected!! !
Mcpikie, you'll be suprised how well tuners do know each other. Many a time when we phone each other, the conversation will turn to this BB and we all laugh at the arguments the customers get into!
End of the day boys will always be boys, and bickering about who's got the best toys is only to be expected!!
!
19-07-2004, 12:45 PM
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As Karl says really.. but it has to be said its beginning to piss me off a bit now, theres too much of it going on TBH and all it does is cause rifts between enthusiasts and put us tuners in an awkward position...
As a tuner, and im guessing here that i speak for Karl too (Correct me if im wrong please Karl) i dread the situation arising where a Customer will start an argument with another tuners customer and it will be requested i back him up for whatever reason and then i will either:
A) End up arguing with a friend (the tuner)
or
B) Alienating a valued customer/friend.
This situation is grim and ive seen it happen a few times now...
Everyone needs to chill a little, banter is cool, love it.. but sometimes it goes to far and becomes repeptetive both to the customers and the respective tuners, not to mention the other members who have to trawl through it all...
When all is said and done, we are all in the same game here and yes maybe we do things differently and yes, maybe my greys conversion is faster than Karls and yes maybe karls greens conversions faster than mine.. but why does anyone care? Honestly, is 5bhp worth falling out over? Honestly?
And remember Kids..
Your tuner should be your friend.. Look after him
As a tuner, and im guessing here that i speak for Karl too (Correct me if im wrong please Karl) i dread the situation arising where a Customer will start an argument with another tuners customer and it will be requested i back him up for whatever reason and then i will either:
A) End up arguing with a friend (the tuner)
or
B) Alienating a valued customer/friend.
This situation is grim and ive seen it happen a few times now...
Everyone needs to chill a little, banter is cool, love it.. but sometimes it goes to far and becomes repeptetive both to the customers and the respective tuners, not to mention the other members who have to trawl through it all...
When all is said and done, we are all in the same game here and yes maybe we do things differently and yes, maybe my greys conversion is faster than Karls and yes maybe karls greens conversions faster than mine.. but why does anyone care? Honestly, is 5bhp worth falling out over? Honestly?
And remember Kids..
Your tuner should be your friend.. Look after him
19-07-2004, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JAP CRAP
Karl, does a good conversion But doesnt answer his fuckin Pm's 
But doesnt answer his fuckin Pm's
19-07-2004, 01:11 PM
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actually, I Pm'd him for a few reasons,
1. I didnt want to waste his valuable time when he was busy, He can reply to a PM when he is free (hasnt been free for about 3 months it seems
)2. It is a bit of a mouthfull to explain over the phone and would be a lot easier just to write down
3. I usually turn into a bit of a blithering idiot on the phone and forget things I wanted to say or say stuff I didnt mean to say etc.
Is that explination satisfactory enough for you?
19-07-2004, 01:13 PM
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