4 days and no booze at all!
#42
PassionFord Post Whore!!
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Im with u Lee, last time i drank was our xmas work do last weekend( admittedly i got proper wasted ) other than that aint drunk for a long time, and only had 1 beer yesterday!!!
Would rather put some petrol in the car and go for a drive these days then piss it down the toilet tbh
Would rather put some petrol in the car and go for a drive these days then piss it down the toilet tbh
#43
Pork chop he's our man
If he wouldn't shag it
Then no body can
Then along came Brom
He's got a girl in every city
He'll do anything
As long as its got titty!!!!!
He likes em big
He likes em round
As long as there sitting on his cock
He'll do nothing but pound!!!!!!!!!!!
If he wouldn't shag it
Then no body can
Then along came Brom
He's got a girl in every city
He'll do anything
As long as its got titty!!!!!
He likes em big
He likes em round
As long as there sitting on his cock
He'll do nothing but pound!!!!!!!!!!!
#51
Stu, he's the boss
He runs Passion Ford
He chats up all the birds
that appear on the bulletin Board
He loves his saph
He thinks its really cool
He's blown the foookin box
What a foookin tool!!!!
He runs Passion Ford
He chats up all the birds
that appear on the bulletin Board
He loves his saph
He thinks its really cool
He's blown the foookin box
What a foookin tool!!!!
#54
Simon at SECS
Unreliable the man may be
His ECU's are good
But dont rely on the delivery
Simon at SECS
We thought he was a mate
It was all going well
Until he invented the S8
Unreliable the man may be
His ECU's are good
But dont rely on the delivery
Simon at SECS
We thought he was a mate
It was all going well
Until he invented the S8
#56
Sticky fookin Paul
Where did he get that name
It must be the type of bird
that his cock calls the blame
He speaks in a funny accent
From up North he does come
He's got a dodgy saph
And he drives it like a fookin plum
Where did he get that name
It must be the type of bird
that his cock calls the blame
He speaks in a funny accent
From up North he does come
He's got a dodgy saph
And he drives it like a fookin plum
#70
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Originally Posted by Sean Bicknell
Fuck me, thats what three cans of Stella can do.
If thats what 3 cans can do will you have a half dozen tonight!
#72
1st to 200 without NOS
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Originally Posted by Sean Bicknell
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - toooooooooooooooooooooooooon
He's in the middle of a build
He talks a good game
But on track he's gonna get killed!!!
He's in the middle of a build
He talks a good game
But on track he's gonna get killed!!!
he's a guy that makes you yawn,
he owns a car made from plastic,
shame he drives it like a spastic.
his cossie was a snail,
to avoid embarrassment he decided to bail,
his escorts fate was to be broke,
its replacement is simply a joke.
brom is the guy that shares his bed,
sean just loves to give him head,
broms pet name for him is shonkey,
their lovemaking has caused their bed to go wonkey!!
#74
Professional Waffler
Originally Posted by martin-reyland
Originally Posted by Sean Bicknell
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - toooooooooooooooooooooooooon
He's in the middle of a build
He talks a good game
But on track he's gonna get killed!!!
He's in the middle of a build
He talks a good game
But on track he's gonna get killed!!!
he's a guy that makes you yawn,
he owns a car made from plastic,
shame he drives it like a spastic.
his cossie was a snail,
to avoid embarrassment he decided to bail,
his escorts fate was to be broke,
its replacement is simply a joke.
brom is the guy that shares his bed,
sean just loves to give him head,
broms pet name for him is shonkey,
their lovemaking has caused their bed to go wonkey!!
#77
Martoooooon is a coooont
He bought my box and head
If he had an original thought
He would probably drop down dead
He gives it the big un
He thinks he is the man
But Rod Tarry's saph
Is the thorn in his big plan
He's gone for ten inch rims
All that rubber he's putting down
But when he ends up in the gravel
he'll be the laughing stock of the town
He runs mental cams
The biggest turbo on the planet
But when I pass him in my plastic pig
He's gonna be hitting himself with a mallet
Back at ya bald boy!!!!
He bought my box and head
If he had an original thought
He would probably drop down dead
He gives it the big un
He thinks he is the man
But Rod Tarry's saph
Is the thorn in his big plan
He's gone for ten inch rims
All that rubber he's putting down
But when he ends up in the gravel
he'll be the laughing stock of the town
He runs mental cams
The biggest turbo on the planet
But when I pass him in my plastic pig
He's gonna be hitting himself with a mallet
Back at ya bald boy!!!!
#80
Originally Posted by Sean Bicknell
Martoooooon is a coooont
He bought my box and head
If he had an original thought
He would probably drop down dead
He gives it the big un
He thinks he is the man
But Rod Tarry's saph
Is the thorn in his big plan
He's gone for ten inch rims
All that rubber he's putting down
But when he ends up in the gravel
he'll be the laughing stock of the town
He runs mental cams
The biggest turbo on the planet
But when I pass him in my plastic pig
He's gonna be hitting himself with a mallet
Back at ya bald boy!!!!
He bought my box and head
If he had an original thought
He would probably drop down dead
He gives it the big un
He thinks he is the man
But Rod Tarry's saph
Is the thorn in his big plan
He's gone for ten inch rims
All that rubber he's putting down
But when he ends up in the gravel
he'll be the laughing stock of the town
He runs mental cams
The biggest turbo on the planet
But when I pass him in my plastic pig
He's gonna be hitting himself with a mallet
Back at ya bald boy!!!!
Come on Martin.