Right, help for those that are stuck for Xmas gift ideas!
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Right, I thought I would try to help all you good people, as you know me - I like being helpful
Item number 1:
A unisex item that can be worn by either him or her. It comes in a one size fits all style and I'm told it smells very nice:
http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?...=news.quirkies
Item number 2:
Perhaps you're unfulfilled in life. Maybe you want something more.... Maybe you just want to buy the bird in the kinky Xmas outfit? Well fear no more - some generous guy who calls himself Delboy is selling a get rich quick scheme! It's only £9.99 and a few hours a week can you get you a house, a car, a sexy bird in a santa outfit etc... Wow, it MUST work!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ME-MY-GIRLFRIE...QQcmdZViewItem
Item number 3:
Ever wondered if everybody else is as much of a coont as you are after a few drinks? Well, wonder no more! Now you can buy actual CCTV footage from the back alley behind a nightclub! Who wouldn't want that?!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CCTV-FOOTAGE-F...QQcmdZViewItem
Item number 4:
Become a Baron or Baroness! No, no, not like those crappy fake Scottish things... A REAL one, from the country of Sealand! No longer do you have to put up with the inane ramblings of your inferior friends. Now you too will have the power to utter those amazing words: "Put them in the iron maiden!"
I hope that helps you all. It's a nice selection there, something for everybody!
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Item number 1:
A unisex item that can be worn by either him or her. It comes in a one size fits all style and I'm told it smells very nice:
http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?...=news.quirkies
Item number 2:
Perhaps you're unfulfilled in life. Maybe you want something more.... Maybe you just want to buy the bird in the kinky Xmas outfit? Well fear no more - some generous guy who calls himself Delboy is selling a get rich quick scheme! It's only £9.99 and a few hours a week can you get you a house, a car, a sexy bird in a santa outfit etc... Wow, it MUST work!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ME-MY-GIRLFRIE...QQcmdZViewItem
Item number 3:
Ever wondered if everybody else is as much of a coont as you are after a few drinks? Well, wonder no more! Now you can buy actual CCTV footage from the back alley behind a nightclub! Who wouldn't want that?!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CCTV-FOOTAGE-F...QQcmdZViewItem
Item number 4:
Become a Baron or Baroness! No, no, not like those crappy fake Scottish things... A REAL one, from the country of Sealand! No longer do you have to put up with the inane ramblings of your inferior friends. Now you too will have the power to utter those amazing words: "Put them in the iron maiden!"
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I hope that helps you all. It's a nice selection there, something for everybody!
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