I only got 3, could only think of the rude answer on most fpmsl....


1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to
spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me
off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard .
What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads
from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What
am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff
your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You
use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from
me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy
lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

 

haha nice 1 but what are your answers???

 

1) ?

2) Wedding ring

3) Peanut Butter.

4) Balloon?

5) A Lift.

6) Candle.

7) Paperboy

8) A Glove

9) ?

10) ?

 

Come on Stu even I got number 1

Ezzy Danny Ill tell you when I post the answers lol

 

 

10) Tooth Brush

 

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to
spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
What am I? Dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? Wedding Ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me
off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? Peanut Butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard .
What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads
from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What
am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When You blow me you feel good. What am I? A nose

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff
your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? Postman

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You
use your fingers to get me off. What am I? Rubber Gloves

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from
me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy
lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? Toothbrush

 

You missed some!!!

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

 

At a quick glance the last one is a tent maybe

 

Yup

 

I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? Nose

Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I? Titanic

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? Tent
[/b]

 

 

Once you stop thinking around the inuendo, theyr'e not too difficult

 

****edit beaten to it!

Nose

Ship likeley Titannic

Tent

 

pmsl...ok answers to the first post...

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

So you got em all right between you

pmsl... I got dentist, Wedding Ring, and nose right, the rest I couldnt get past my FIRST though

 

IQ standing for Inuendo Quota in this instance.