my last day at work and i get left all by myself in the office.

and i jsut ahd my stitches out and my foot has split open again and its all numb and sore.

anyone else residing here for the day?

katie x

 

I am here mon-fri 8-5! i really do fook all @ work!

 

tell us something we didnt knew

 

me too.

hey any volunteers to wash my car?? pleeeeeeease.

it needs everything clean and spangly and smeling Fer-resh! ... my poor retarded self is unable too

ill pay u in homemade ice cream and that chocolate sauce that cracks.

oh and some clever soul can sort out my clutch while theyre at it, it smells horrible and its really high and jerky and soo stiff and just generally crap and ive had it sorted a few months ago but its gone shit again... oh and my handbrake... and i guess while ur at it u can sort out my gear box too....

thankkkx

x

 

Done all my work for today - Designing a new Mobile phone antenna that looks like a lampost!
I finish at 2:45 today so will be home nice an early.... better check if the car is still working before tommorow, not touched it since Monday

 

Just u, or just u n the boss? If so, id b worried!

Im at work, doing FUCK ALL

 

no car cleaning offers then?

 

what about a carpet cleaning offer

 

If i was in Kent today i'd wash it for you but as im in Brum its gonna be a bit of a trek! Had you asked for assistance last week i would have helped as i was in Kent picking up my evo 6 tommi makinen edition

 

to far away hun

 

ohhh thanks tho guys... i guess it will just have to put up with being grubby then. poor little thing will be heartbroken

it might be my imagination but i swear my fuel economy has got up the spout.... its only a 1.4 but it just goes down loads now... also im guessing the new 3 minute start up for the ingnition might have something to do with me putting in 5w instead of 10w 40 oil in? fully synthetic?

 

nope no boss just lil old me and my foot.

i am actually so bored i cannot describe it... this past 3 months here as been a complete waste of my life, its shocking. im 19... lol

hehe. katie x

ps
any glimmer of amusement would be greatefully received. dank u wel x

 

You polish mine I polish yours

 

i see nobody understood my thinly veiled dirty joke, the carpet cleaning one, i meant, oh forget it...

 

I did Steve but people would expect me to answer and not feeling like doing what people expect

 

I don't think she's got a carpet mate............. I think its laminate flooring if you catch my drift

 

fine by me, maybe a lil strip of draft excluder brsitles like under some doors up the middle for show and its spot on

offers there still mind

 

not much i can say to that...

ur lowering the tone boys ur lowering the tone!!! hehe



what can i buy on t'internet? bored...






so very very bored...

 

Well my car could do with lowering springs there you go you buy me a set and I will come clean your car

 

Tell you what, pay my travel expenses and I will take u on a nite on the tiles. A nite you will never forget. A night of passion and debourtery

 

... the offers are just rolling in

hehe

 

Well piss off then if you dont fancy a damn good nite out with passionfords most eligable batchelor























(well, that last bit was a lie)

 

i'll jetwash it for you if you buy the token

there's a good one on the BP - sundridge park roundabout

 

hehe, but it needs a good scrubbing, theres a car wash over the road that my boss goes to but that costs Ł30-40!!! and Ł80 to have the interior done too....

think ill jsut wait till my foot gets better!

 

..

 

pmsl @ steve and mcpikie

 

Well I last time I offer to help a ladie

And I just sepnd Ł20 on Autoglym aswell and Ł2 for the detergent for my jetwash

 

Pmsl, u aint the star show off at a cruise are u burnout/handbrake/launch queen

 

Okay clean your car fit a new clutch sort the handbrake while I am at it you want me to mow the lawn do the ironing feed the and walk the dog