F*cking Idiots!
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F*cking Idiots!
Last week I was reccomended to go to a place to have my clifford alarm looked at. Got there, bloke went, yeah I had one of these etc....
oh, nice I thought. Semed an ok bloke.. no bullshit etc... OH HOW FOOKING WRONG WAS I ON THE BULLSHIT
I leave thee with a few quotes from this guy.. needless to say, I wont be returning! I managed to sort it myself. Fair play, he gave me his time etc and advice (pmsl) but some of the things he said......
This bloke was no older than 30 years old.. you do the maths
Points to my SECS install
taking my pectel monitor out of the glove box
NOW THIS IS THE BEST BIT
all the above is true apart from me taking the lords name in vain(sic)!
oh, nice I thought. Semed an ok bloke.. no bullshit etc... OH HOW FOOKING WRONG WAS I ON THE BULLSHIT
I leave thee with a few quotes from this guy.. needless to say, I wont be returning! I managed to sort it myself. Fair play, he gave me his time etc and advice (pmsl) but some of the things he said......
Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not
Yeah, I had one of these brand new when it came out. Spent £30k on it
Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not
whats that
Originally Posted by I said, not
engine monitor, like a pectel monitor
Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not
I used to have an rs500.. all pectel'd up with one of them
Originally Posted by I said, not
oh yeah, one like this
Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not
yeah but.. no but.. yeah but... thats the one
Originally Posted by I said, not
rs500? running all 8 injectors?
Originally Posted by alarm bloke
naaah, running 16 'jectors' twin fuel system isnt it
Originally Posted by I thought, not
Originally Posted by alarm bloke said, not
you know the best thing you can do to one of these?
Originally Posted by I thought to myself, not
no, go on......
Originally Posted by alarm bloke enthusiastically piped, not
Fit methanol.. you can really feel it kick in
Originally Posted by I sighed, not
right, im off.. thanks for your time
Originally Posted by alarm bloke threw in, not
and a fifth injector
Originally Posted by Moi
JESUS christ!
all the above is true apart from me taking the lords name in vain(sic)!
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It's far easier to nod and agree with these people. Then you tell your mates about the goon and laugh until your sides split.
You just can't argue with these people they will swear black is blue.
You just can't argue with these people they will swear black is blue.
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tosser.I been looking for a new car and some of the shit these sales guys come out with is unbelievable,power etc and how fast they are.I guess they dont actually read spec sheets or drive them. Estate agents are also fookin funny
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like the guy i had tell me his ERST had 280bhp, running a standard t3..
infact he thought the standard t3 turbo was an upgraded item on the car.. i darent ask him what it had on previously
infact he thought the standard t3 turbo was an upgraded item on the car.. i darent ask him what it had on previously
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people like this make my day
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
unshaved bollocks annoy the hell out of me, and I'm afraid I go into "Hom mode" .