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Old 27-10-2005, 09:19 PM
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Spiderman is ?

1st time I have heard of this particular sex act !

Not sure my misses will be impressed - lol lol lol

Try to keep it clean of course in your replies

Funny as fork though !
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:21 PM
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That innit \/

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Old 27-10-2005, 09:22 PM
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nope
but is it anything like a rodeo
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:22 PM
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lol - I think you'll find thats an elbow !!
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
lol - I think you'll find thats an elbow !!
Thats what youll be gettin off the missus if she dont like it
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:25 PM
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Is it one woman taking on 4 blokes. 4 blokes x 2 legs each = 8 legs therefore spidermen
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:26 PM
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S1

But sadly not the right answer
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:29 PM
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Involves a substance spread like a web
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:30 PM
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Correct

Originally Posted by GOT2BZETEC
Involves a substance spread like a web
You too get the B3TA e-mail - lol lol lol lol lol

And here is the answer

"FYI A 'Spiderman' is the art of pulling out just before the vinegar strokes, chucking your fat into your hand, then flinging it in the girls face whilst triumphantly shouting "Go web go!!"
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:31 PM
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Ah does she keep her tights on so its like trying to enter the batcave through a spiderweb

too slow.

PMSL at above.
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:32 PM
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Ah does she keep her tights on
That would make her toes curl up !
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Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
whilst triumphantly shouting "Go web go!!"

Cant stop laughing
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:33 PM
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Thats fuckin awesome

I'm gonna try that on Eagle
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Thats fuckin awesome

I'm gonna try that on Eagle
Make sure you wear your Y fronts on your head as a Spiderman mask though !
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:37 PM
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angry dragon is wicked to!
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Chrissy_bwoy


angry dragon is wicked to!
Enlighten us !
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:40 PM
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where ya blow ya load in her mouth n before shes had chance to swallow give her a tap on the top of the head so ya fuck muck comes out her nose and her face turns red
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Chrissy_bwoy
where ya blow ya load in her mouth n before shes had chance to swallow give her a tap on the top of the head so ya fuck muck comes out her nose and her face turns red
That is Soooooooo wrong !
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:51 PM
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PMSL @ this topic
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by !mouse-oxford!
PMSL @ this topic
Everydays a school day
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Originally Posted by Chrissy_bwoy
fuck muck
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Old 27-10-2005, 10:02 PM
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nah, im PRETTY sure its where u spunk in ya hand or summat and open ur fingers to show a web like effect, then pat her nose

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Old 27-10-2005, 10:18 PM
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naaaa its like this



and that aint foam
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Old 28-10-2005, 09:46 AM
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Old 28-10-2005, 09:50 AM
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first heard of the spiderman off one of rads posts in the mens room!

still find it piss funny and wana try it out on some poor unsuspecting bird!!

go web go!!!
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I dont get the angry dragon on, why would tappin her on the head make her squirt it out her nose?
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Old 28-10-2005, 12:40 PM
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Discusted at the term "fuck muck" Iprefer to use the term gentlemans relish
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rofl at go web go.
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Thread get better and better
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Never heard that before but it's quite funny!!

Wonder what the missus would say to "go web go!!!"

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Old 28-10-2005, 03:35 PM
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Just found this sound byte on a Spiderman website ! - lol lol lol

http://www.alaph.com/spiderman/sounds/sticky.wav

and this one !

http://www.alaph.com/spiderman/sounds/newbatch.wav
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Old 28-10-2005, 06:08 PM
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Even better -

Build your own Web shooter !

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threads like this is what makes this site great
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How about the Dirty Sanchez?
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What's that then Oranoco
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