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28-10-2005, 06:18 PM
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Do your bird doggy style and as you're about to shoot your goo you stick two finger in her bum and then wipe them over her top lip to give her a poo moustache 
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28-10-2005, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Do your bird doggy style and as you're about to shoot your goo you stick two finger in her bum and then wipe them over her top lip to give her a poo moustache
Good ol' FHM
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28-10-2005, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
Do your bird doggy style and as you're about to shoot your goo you stick two finger in her bum and then wipe them over her top lip to give her a poo moustache
Good ol' FHM
Good ol' FHM
28-10-2005, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by andy_fiesta
This is disgusting!!!!
.......like Snowballing
.......like Snowballing
What is Snowballing ?
28-10-2005, 06:47 PM
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Thought I'd get you the proper definition.......
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
28-10-2005, 07:10 PM
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dunno if its the correct term but the girlfriend rodeo,
where ur doing her from behind and then u shout another womans name out loud then u grab on tight and see how long u can hold on before she throws you off
where ur doing her from behind and then u shout another womans name out loud then u grab on tight and see how long u can hold on before she throws you off
28-10-2005, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Chrissy_bwoy
dunno if its the correct term but the girlfriend rodeo,
where ur doing her from behind and then u shout another womans name out loud then u grab on tight and see how long u can hold on before she throws you off
where ur doing her from behind and then u shout another womans name out loud then u grab on tight and see how long u can hold on before she throws you off
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Originally Posted by andy_fiesta
Thought I'd get you the proper definition.......
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Honestly Everyone got up and walked out
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Originally Posted by Chrissy_bwoy
dunno if its the correct term but the girlfriend rodeo,
where ur doing her from behind and then u shout another womans name out loud then u grab on tight and see how long u can hold on before she throws you off
where ur doing her from behind and then u shout another womans name out loud then u grab on tight and see how long u can hold on before she throws you off
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Get yer head round these... Cant reveal my sources
The Abe Lincoln - This one takes a bit of work. Get a girl from behind, and when you're about to blow your load, pull off the ol' Donkey Punch, so that you knock her out. Turn her over, and blow your load on her face. Next, shave off all of her pubic hair, and apply it to her face in the shape of a beard. Adorn her with a top hat, and then show your friends (or just take a Polaroid).
The Affrin - When a chick is slobbin your kn0b and you pull out and shoot her in the nostril.
Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their c0ck and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man a$$ into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic.
Antlers - Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
Bargoyle - The hideous old hair - spray hag who seems to live at your local watering hole. She usually smokes endlessly, spends hundreds of dollars a night on video - poker, and makes sexually threatening comments to frightened college freshmen.
The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the sh1tter.
The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
Brunswick - Holding a girl like a bowling ball (middle and pointer fingers in the stink, thumb in the pink).
Butt Rodeo - When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!
Cajun Hot Stick - Chew some tobacco, spit it on your d1ck and stick it up a girl's ass. Named this because chewing tobacco burns sensitive skin.
The Chilli Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fck her.
Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."
Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly steaming load outside in the winter time, like when you get your c0ck sucked on a ski lift.
Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your pen1s in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping B1tch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to force a large cold bottle of Coke into her mouth. Shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress any friends in the room.
The David Copperfield - See Houdini.
Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's a$$. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Double Fishhook - From the doggy - style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your d1ck in her a$$, and then punching her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will make her arc her back and tense her arse muscles, which will constrict the pen1s and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.
Eiffel Tower - while achieving double penetration, the two guys high five each other above the girl.
Errol Flynn (Much Like Dirty Sanchez) - A time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy style, you insert your finger into her a$$hole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache. At the same time pull her hair back from her forehead. This makes her look like Errol Flynn.
Esplanade - To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Felching - See shrimping.
Finch - When the guy tucks his junk between his legs and gets head from behind.
The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one - eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
Flaming Amazon, The - This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The Flaming Pele - While a chick is on top riding you, just as you are ready to cum, grab the nearest lighter, lift her off your schlong, and ignite her pubes. When she jumps straight up in the air, do the famous Pel* bicycle kick right into her flaming pubes - launching her across the room. If they are still ignited, you can walk over and use your jizz to put them out (Flaming Amazon).
Flatulence - The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Flying Camel, The - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
Fountain of You, The - While sitting on her face and having her eat your a$$, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
Fumilingus - When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
Mr Furley - When a girl gives you head, you stick both of your index fingers in her ears.
Grand Pappy Smash - To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle - ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.
Glemmie - Jerking off using a toilet brush for the sensations from the stiff bristles.
Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
The Grumpkin - Blow your load in a girls mouth, and then punch her in the stomach. Watch out for the explosion.
The Homolic Maneuver - Using your pen1s to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim's windpipe.
Hot Karl - Oral immediately after anal.
Hot Kyle - 69 and fart.
Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you sh1t on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
The Houdini - Going at it doggy style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit hard, but quietly, on her back so she thinks that you have come. When she turns around unleash a blast into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering at what a great guy you are, and how you managed it. Also known as the David Copperfield.
Insta-gasm - Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had an insta - gasm before I could get her clothes off!"
Intoxicourse - Having sexual intercourse whilst p1ss - drunk.
Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
Legal Seafood Delight - Before performing cunnilignus, take a mouthful of clam chowder. after a few gentle probes with the tongue, lose the chowder into her crotch. a.k.a. "The Great Santini" if done with cream of mushroom soup.
Mangry - Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."
Manual Deconstipation - This is where you get out the hand cream and go in manually for the hammerhead by breaking it into smaller chunks and pulling it out a piece at a time.
Sir Markowitz - While a girl gives you head you knight her with your sword.
New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
The Nixon - Tell your buddies you're taking some dirty skank to your room to lay the smack down on. Start doing her doggy style, with her facing the door. When your friends burst in some 5 minutes later, put your hands up, do 2 peace signs and say "I AM NOT A CROOK!"
Old Jism Trail - The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.
One Armed Bandit - While giving your girl a back massage, use the other hand to blow a load on her back.
Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
Seargent/Colonel Perkins - A girl gives you head and does push-ups at the same time.
Pile Driver - Holding the woman by the waist and standing up so only the back of her head and shoulders are in contact with the ground/bed. Point your bishop down and select the entrance of choice and proceed with deep knee bends until both of you turn to jelly. Turn it into the "Samoan Pile Driver" by chanting "O-biday o-biday o-biday up!" while performing.
Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her tw4t sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
The Play-Through - This requires golf clubs and a golf ball. Socks are optional. When one of your friends is getting busy with a girl in his room, you and 3 buddies open the door just a crack (so that they ont even notice at first), and roll the golf ball in. Next, all 4 guys walk in, wearing whatever you like (I've heard it done naked, I've heard it done wearing only socks over their packages), and ask "Can we play through?" Then, you all survey the ball and say like "this is a tough shot"... act very golfer-like. Then one person lines up, hits the ball out of the room, and you thank them and leave.
Post Poodum Syndrome - The feeling of depression felt after successful removal of a hammerhead. The excitement has passed, and you must now find something else to occupy your time.
Ram, The - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
Rear Admiral, The - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
Roper, Mr. - Stand at a girls door, beat off, leave a puddle, knock, then run away.
Rusty Anchor - After a healthy term of the Stovepiping, the recipient gets to enjoy a good fudgesicle.
Rusty Trombone - When someone tosses someone's salad and jerks them off at the same time.
Sandpiper - A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.
Lucky Pierre - the middle man in a three way buttfck. Also known as the french sandwich.
Screwnicorn, The - When a dyke puts her strap - on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
Shish Cabob, The - When your doing a chick in the a$$ and you pull out with little clumps of sh1t all over your dick.
Short in the Cord, A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."
Shrimping - Screwing your partner in the a$$, blowing your load, then pulling out a straw (or a ink pen tube) and inserting it into your partner's ass and sucking the spew out. Typically a gay partner position. Also known as Felching.
Smoking Pole - Self Explanatory. Don't use fire.
Snowballing - Cumming in her mouth and she rolls it into a ball and then gives it back in a french kiss!
Snowmobile, The - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Split pissonality - When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!
Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.
Stranger, The - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Stuffcking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
The Corn Dog - When your doin a chick with a yeast infection.
Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc.
Toothpasting - Squeezing a limpy from the base in order to give the impression of actual arousal.
Topeka Destroyer - While receiving oral favors, you vomit onto the head of the fellator.
Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red sh1t on the turkey's chin.
Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
Vegetarian Hot Lunch - See Glass Bottom Boat.
Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.
Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your c0ck on her forehead.
Zombie Mask, The - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash - barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
The Abe Lincoln - This one takes a bit of work. Get a girl from behind, and when you're about to blow your load, pull off the ol' Donkey Punch, so that you knock her out. Turn her over, and blow your load on her face. Next, shave off all of her pubic hair, and apply it to her face in the shape of a beard. Adorn her with a top hat, and then show your friends (or just take a Polaroid).
The Affrin - When a chick is slobbin your kn0b and you pull out and shoot her in the nostril.
Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their c0ck and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man a$$ into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. The harder you laugh, the angrier she'll look. Magic.
Antlers - Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
Bargoyle - The hideous old hair - spray hag who seems to live at your local watering hole. She usually smokes endlessly, spends hundreds of dollars a night on video - poker, and makes sexually threatening comments to frightened college freshmen.
The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the sh1tter.
The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
Brunswick - Holding a girl like a bowling ball (middle and pointer fingers in the stink, thumb in the pink).
Butt Rodeo - When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!
Cajun Hot Stick - Chew some tobacco, spit it on your d1ck and stick it up a girl's ass. Named this because chewing tobacco burns sensitive skin.
The Chilli Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fck her.
Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."
Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly steaming load outside in the winter time, like when you get your c0ck sucked on a ski lift.
Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your pen1s in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping B1tch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to force a large cold bottle of Coke into her mouth. Shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress any friends in the room.
The David Copperfield - See Houdini.
Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's a$$. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Double Fishhook - From the doggy - style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your d1ck in her a$$, and then punching her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will make her arc her back and tense her arse muscles, which will constrict the pen1s and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.
Eiffel Tower - while achieving double penetration, the two guys high five each other above the girl.
Errol Flynn (Much Like Dirty Sanchez) - A time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy style, you insert your finger into her a$$hole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache. At the same time pull her hair back from her forehead. This makes her look like Errol Flynn.
Esplanade - To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Felching - See shrimping.
Finch - When the guy tucks his junk between his legs and gets head from behind.
The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one - eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
Flaming Amazon, The - This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The Flaming Pele - While a chick is on top riding you, just as you are ready to cum, grab the nearest lighter, lift her off your schlong, and ignite her pubes. When she jumps straight up in the air, do the famous Pel* bicycle kick right into her flaming pubes - launching her across the room. If they are still ignited, you can walk over and use your jizz to put them out (Flaming Amazon).
Flatulence - The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Flying Camel, The - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
Fountain of You, The - While sitting on her face and having her eat your a$$, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
Fumilingus - When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
Mr Furley - When a girl gives you head, you stick both of your index fingers in her ears.
Grand Pappy Smash - To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle - ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.
Glemmie - Jerking off using a toilet brush for the sensations from the stiff bristles.
Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
The Grumpkin - Blow your load in a girls mouth, and then punch her in the stomach. Watch out for the explosion.
The Homolic Maneuver - Using your pen1s to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim's windpipe.
Hot Karl - Oral immediately after anal.
Hot Kyle - 69 and fart.
Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you sh1t on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
The Houdini - Going at it doggy style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit hard, but quietly, on her back so she thinks that you have come. When she turns around unleash a blast into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering at what a great guy you are, and how you managed it. Also known as the David Copperfield.
Insta-gasm - Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had an insta - gasm before I could get her clothes off!"
Intoxicourse - Having sexual intercourse whilst p1ss - drunk.
Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
Legal Seafood Delight - Before performing cunnilignus, take a mouthful of clam chowder. after a few gentle probes with the tongue, lose the chowder into her crotch. a.k.a. "The Great Santini" if done with cream of mushroom soup.
Mangry - Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."
Manual Deconstipation - This is where you get out the hand cream and go in manually for the hammerhead by breaking it into smaller chunks and pulling it out a piece at a time.
Sir Markowitz - While a girl gives you head you knight her with your sword.
New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
The Nixon - Tell your buddies you're taking some dirty skank to your room to lay the smack down on. Start doing her doggy style, with her facing the door. When your friends burst in some 5 minutes later, put your hands up, do 2 peace signs and say "I AM NOT A CROOK!"
Old Jism Trail - The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.
One Armed Bandit - While giving your girl a back massage, use the other hand to blow a load on her back.
Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
Seargent/Colonel Perkins - A girl gives you head and does push-ups at the same time.
Pile Driver - Holding the woman by the waist and standing up so only the back of her head and shoulders are in contact with the ground/bed. Point your bishop down and select the entrance of choice and proceed with deep knee bends until both of you turn to jelly. Turn it into the "Samoan Pile Driver" by chanting "O-biday o-biday o-biday up!" while performing.
Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her tw4t sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
The Play-Through - This requires golf clubs and a golf ball. Socks are optional. When one of your friends is getting busy with a girl in his room, you and 3 buddies open the door just a crack (so that they ont even notice at first), and roll the golf ball in. Next, all 4 guys walk in, wearing whatever you like (I've heard it done naked, I've heard it done wearing only socks over their packages), and ask "Can we play through?" Then, you all survey the ball and say like "this is a tough shot"... act very golfer-like. Then one person lines up, hits the ball out of the room, and you thank them and leave.
Post Poodum Syndrome - The feeling of depression felt after successful removal of a hammerhead. The excitement has passed, and you must now find something else to occupy your time.
Ram, The - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
Rear Admiral, The - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
Roper, Mr. - Stand at a girls door, beat off, leave a puddle, knock, then run away.
Rusty Anchor - After a healthy term of the Stovepiping, the recipient gets to enjoy a good fudgesicle.
Rusty Trombone - When someone tosses someone's salad and jerks them off at the same time.
Sandpiper - A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.
Lucky Pierre - the middle man in a three way buttfck. Also known as the french sandwich.
Screwnicorn, The - When a dyke puts her strap - on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
Shish Cabob, The - When your doing a chick in the a$$ and you pull out with little clumps of sh1t all over your dick.
Short in the Cord, A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."
Shrimping - Screwing your partner in the a$$, blowing your load, then pulling out a straw (or a ink pen tube) and inserting it into your partner's ass and sucking the spew out. Typically a gay partner position. Also known as Felching.
Smoking Pole - Self Explanatory. Don't use fire.
Snowballing - Cumming in her mouth and she rolls it into a ball and then gives it back in a french kiss!
Snowmobile, The - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Split pissonality - When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!
Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.
Stranger, The - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Stuffcking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
The Corn Dog - When your doin a chick with a yeast infection.
Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc.
Toothpasting - Squeezing a limpy from the base in order to give the impression of actual arousal.
Topeka Destroyer - While receiving oral favors, you vomit onto the head of the fellator.
Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red sh1t on the turkey's chin.
Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
Vegetarian Hot Lunch - See Glass Bottom Boat.
Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.
Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your c0ck on her forehead.
Zombie Mask, The - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash - barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
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Originally Posted by Cliff S1
What about felching
Already covered
Shrimping - Screwing your partner in the a$$, blowing your load, then pulling out a straw (or a ink pen tube) and inserting it into your partner's ass and sucking the spew out. Typically a gay partner position. Also known as Felching
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Originally Posted by Damo V
Originally Posted by andy_fiesta
Thought I'd get you the proper definition.......
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Honestly Everyone got up and walked out
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Originally Posted by Benn 304R
Originally Posted by Damo V
Originally Posted by andy_fiesta
Thought I'd get you the proper definition.......
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Snowballing or semen swapping is a Human Sexual Practice in which one person takes into his or her mouth the Semen of another person, and then 'swaps' it back and forth with another person through Kissing or Spitting.
Honestly Everyone got up and walked out 
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Originally Posted by Dog
Absolutely priceless thread!
Made my night! Cheered me right up.
Rich
Made my night! Cheered me right up.
Rich
