how the FOOOOOOK do you women do it? my parents are on holiday and i have to do my own washing and stuff, and last year i worked out how to use the washer and dryer thanks to PF this time round, its the iron - i've managed to put water in it, turn it on and push extra creases into clothes - how the fook do you do it properly


is it a woman thing - they are born with instructions on using an iron heatstamped onto their brains?

 

lmfao

welcome to the life of the single male.....

 

oh dear

see you DO need a woman. . haha

 

I pay a pretty girl to do mine .. Recommend it!
Only thing I have to get her to do is breeze about the house in her skimpies too

 

 

My missus can't iron for shit. I have to do my own shirts for work

*Editted as I'm now in trouble*

 

Wanna pic up? She's cool, dude!

 

 

Get a pic up Al Bag.

may get more work.

 

Heres my girl ....

 

 

Wheres the pics of the pretty girl then

 

Sorry .. I cant put the others in this room. Get taken down

 

She's well pretty for an ironing girl, aint she?
I pay her for everything .. have a sort of scale of charges.

 

Single men just don't iron. Much easier that way

 

The benefits of not wearing shirts to work, I've not ironed a single thing since I moved into my own house in December 2003!

 

Nice lady Al

 

CAN WE HAVE A PRICE LIST

VERY NICE

 

Stop it, your creasing me out

Nice lady

 

any chance gold members room then

oi go on make it happen " there all shonky munters in there lately"

 

Same here! I have never ironed a thing before! Until i came to Florida! and i hate it pmsl.

 

this is funny as fook but true


goes to a mates house on a friday night ..where going out for a beer

a person ive never met before is in his house on the phone

HES got a wierd arrow shaped red mark on his right cheak

inm crying here typing this

 

so im looking at him thinking wot the fuck happened there looks like a burn

 

so he rings a taxi goes home

I ASKED JOHN MY MATE WTF HAPPENED TO HIM




THE ANSWER WAS SOOOOO FUNNY

HE WAS IRONING HIS SHIRT TO GO OUT ..IN HIS BOXER SHORTS

DOWNSTAIRS ...

he put the iron to his face to see if it was hot

and his fucking jack russel bit him on the leg

and with shock he twated himself with the iron in the face


FLAWLESS I STILL LAFF NOW ABOUT IT

 

FPMSL

 

how old are you 16?
mum last did my washing and ironing at 16
stand on your own 2 feet you big homo

 

quite simple really i dont

i hate ironing with a passion the best way is to put your clothes on hangers when you get them out the washing machine and the majority of creases fall out

 

do u still all live with your mums then? lol Its not rocket science is it!

 

badcompany... I have an iron burn in a rather unfortunate place... took my T shirt off to iron it, was a little bit careless damn breasts get in the way! Bloody hurt...

 

Wow! JX ... You have a very high ironing board ...
or some GREAT swingers .... lol


A.

 

 

I'm very short!

 

Mum washing and ironing your clothes.......................those were the days

 

Graceland, not all of us can do it..

Which is exactly why there is now an ironshaped burn bang in the middle of our front room carpet.

Didn't I do well.

 

and also i have pink iron shpaed marks on a couple of shirts because someone wanted a fookin pink ironing board

 

Ah that be true, but strictly speaking that was the ironing board's fault and not mine.

Unlike the burn

 

Ironing, PAH!


Piece of piss

 

You would say that though, you have to be good at it