Quality Joke..
09-10-2005, 10:00 PM
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Quality Joke..
apologies if it's been posted.......
A Somali arrives as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me into your country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Indian."
The man carries on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Britain!" The person says,
"Solly, I no Blitish, I Chinese."
The new arrival walks further, and sees a man sitting on a bench
enjoying the sunshine, he shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for this
wonderful Britain!"
That man puts up his hand and says, "Sorry, I am from Poland, I am not
British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you by any
chance British?"
She says, "No no, I am from Croatia!"
By now he is really puzzled, so asks her, "Where are all the British
people today?"
The lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work".
A Somali arrives as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me into your country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Indian."
The man carries on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
having such a beautiful country here in Britain!" The person says,
"Solly, I no Blitish, I Chinese."
The new arrival walks further, and sees a man sitting on a bench
enjoying the sunshine, he shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for this
wonderful Britain!"
That man puts up his hand and says, "Sorry, I am from Poland, I am not
British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you by any
chance British?"
She says, "No no, I am from Croatia!"
By now he is really puzzled, so asks her, "Where are all the British
people today?"
The lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work".
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