Right, I just decided to sport up my fezzie so it doesn't look like an old mans car, so where to start, XR2i bumpers and alloys......

So, cos i can't trust pikey scum around here I thought I'd better tell my insurance company about it so I have valid insurance. I rang them (directline) and asked them if these will affect my premium.

"No, sir sporty bumpers won't affect your premium"

-So what if put some alloys onto the car, will they?-

"hang on, let me check for you................I'm afraid because you are only 17 we won't insure you on a car with alloys as they make the car faster. You will have to be 25 to put non standard alloys onto the car"

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?????



Obviously I'm not responsible to drive a 1.3 on Alloys!!!

 

 

What the fuck

 

Yup, didn't you know that?? Every 1" bigger than standard is an extra 1000000000000000000000 BHP, and if they are chrome spinners too, bugger me, you'll be doing Warp 9 in no time!

 

Does this not mean you can put 2i wheels on? They are standard Ford wheels afterall

 

so if i put some tracto wheels on the gte is should beat rod up the 1/4 and do well over 200mph awsome off to find a john dear tractor

 

I got a john deer for you hokey cokey, Lol thats where i stand on my rs 7 spokes, ford wheels PS. im 17

 

OMG! Where is the sense in that??

 

it sucks!!

 

phone back and try not to speak to a complete muppet this time

 

AFPMSL

 

FPMSL

Must be why you see so many shitty Saxo's and Corsa's on 17's then