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Old 02-07-2004, 10:24 AM
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Some lad has offered me good money for the engine, box and ECU that I had planned for the XR2 so decided to sell it him. Told him I will rebuild it all for him and get it ready to put in his XR2i. He then comes out with this..........

Lad: "You know that turbo engine, will my exhaust manifold from my XR2i fit it??"

Me: "Errrrrrrrrrr yeah................ but why would you want to?"

Lad: "I dont like the look of all that pipework............... looks to crammed and my manifold is nice and shiney"

Me: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh htttttttt, do you actually know what a turbo is??"

Lad: "Yeah, its that loud hissing noise when I change gear init"

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Old 02-07-2004, 10:28 AM
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if the hissing isn't the turbo what is it :blonde:
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How old was this lad huni


x x x
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bless him did u grab is cheeks and wiggle them about?
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He's twenty fucking one

He wants a turbo cos they are faster and his xr is smoking more than rudey. He asked me to plumb it in for him.................... nah
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He asked me to plumb it in for him.................... nah
Ill do it... for a price!
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Gotta admit I didn't know where the turbo went and stuff to begin with, but I was about 12. What a penis
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Phil, I will let you know if he cant get anyone to do it for him.

Proper tool tho............ but as long as he got the reddies
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i dont smoke mate
 
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Rudey, u look like that cunt from "The Street"

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dont call me a cunt mate i,ll chop ya face off with a spoon
 
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I shall analy rape you in retaliation with a 27" Katana sword attached to my manhood with copius amounts of gaffa tape................... I WILL HURT YOU

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Originally Posted by * Rudey *



i dont smoke mate
i see u have the same tools i have in front of me
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Originally Posted by * Rudey *



i dont smoke mate
Red rizla do u like smoking paper or a spliff? get ur self some silvers
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silvers are shat cant grip with tingers red because they ran outta green! gotta compliment green wi green matey but if i could me n smoke dawg would bong all day

 
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yep cant beat silvers
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arrrrr urs is bigger than mine
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Rudey - u selling the shit too - I spy with my little something beginning with C































whats the clingy for
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Fair play to all the tokers!

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Originally Posted by * Rudey *
silvers are shat cant grip with tingers red because they ran outta green! gotta compliment green wi green matey but if i could me n smoke dawg would bong all day

not against people who smoke...thats the own business but sticking it up ya huskeys nose is a bit of out order!!!...
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Old 02-07-2004, 01:16 PM
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behave mate camera angle! i love animals ffs would be a clever fuckin animal if it could light a clipper and inhale dont acuse me of cruelty goody goody fuck

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My ex gf's mum used to have a bong in the corner of her living room
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had a phat session last night(sorry early hours of this morning)
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am feedin him plenty hes gettin a big fooka pics up soon
 
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