Birmingham Tornado disaster relief fund
11-08-2005 | 12:44 PM
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Birmingham Tornado disaster relief fund
Please dont read if you are a moaning whinging tosser with no sense of humour, its a bloody joke and doesnt mean that real tornado victims are funny!
The Birmingham Tornado disaster relief fund, please give generously...
A Tornado Hit Birmingham Yesterday causing widespread damage, Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha'.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers.
Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £ 3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel) and £ 26 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.
The Birmingham Tornado disaster relief fund, please give generously...
A Tornado Hit Birmingham Yesterday causing widespread damage, Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my head in'.
The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha'.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.
How can you help?
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers.
Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £ 3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel) and £ 26 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.
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11-08-2005 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
The jokes fine but you're still going to hell!
I'll see you there
I'll see you there
Anyway, who wants to go to heaven with all the boring goody goodies?
I want to be down at the proper party with all the sluts!
I'd miss your mum too much if went to heaven
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