Joke - could be old but made me laugh...
03-08-2005, 11:30 AM
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Joke - could be old but made me laugh...
German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".
"zis is goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of
your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on
the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most
sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing,
what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".
"zis is goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of
your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on
the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most
sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing,
what do you call that?"
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
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