was thinking while soaking up the sun.as a 13yr old on my paper round i used to see this black mk1 vw gti with a blonde girl driving it.she was fantastic and the blonde was ok too.it must have stuck in my mind because i still think this combo of a black car with a blonde woman is so much of a turn on

 

Have wank and get it over and done with

This is deffo muppet room materiel ...or at least now it is

sorry, I'll get my coat .....

 

Golden retriever in the back of a Volvo 740.

Gotta be a GL tho, preferably in metallic blue.

Staring sexily out the back window with its tongue out.

Gives me the horn just typing it.

 

Paddy, I hate this early moring paper round and I'm starting to think I should give it up

 

I know exactly what you mean mate, would be ok if they didn't stuff half a tonne of pizza menus in with the papers.

I've decided in order to make lots of money, the best thing to do is become really good at a sport, take it up proffessionally and get paid a lot in wages and sponsorship.

I'll let you know how I get on.

 

Will that be in the next newsletter

I'd like to toss a dwarf as a sport, but my arms arent that long

 

get Alan to kneel down and we got ourselves a dwarf tossing orgy.