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Old 24-06-2005, 01:58 PM
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Hi, I am G, the modest cool bloke of the forum

Did you have a nice holiday, I havnt received my postcard yet but ive heard all about then Greek Postmen using Postcards as beer coasters.


PS - Fancy another go at that marriage lark

nice try fella! lol
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Big_G, your best bet to avoid getting a no from a bird is duck tape IME.
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Old 24-06-2005, 02:33 PM
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Old 24-06-2005, 02:34 PM
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or GHD My old man's a surgeon...what can I say lol!
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Old 24-06-2005, 02:35 PM
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Old 24-06-2005, 07:44 PM
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Welcome back Maria, you were missed
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Old 24-06-2005, 07:52 PM
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yes you do, you filthy minx.

Give me a shout when you in the neighbourhood and i'll let you pay me back
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Looks like you have a long line of men offering their services Maria!
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Old 24-06-2005, 08:39 PM
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Welcome back Maria, you were missed
awwwwwwwwwwwwww as long as you missed me hunny thats all that matters.....

Give me a shout when you in the neighbourhood and i'll let you pay me back
will do for sure!

Looks like you have a long line of men offering their services Maria!
its the kind of services that they are offering that im worried about hun! lol
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Old 24-06-2005, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Welcome back Maria, you were missed
awwwwwwwwwwwwww as long as you missed me hunny thats all that matters.....
You know's it M




See lads, it's only me that matters
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Old 24-06-2005, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
its the kind of services that they are offering that im worried about hun! lol
Well I could offer you auto electrical and mechanical services, brick laying and PLC software amongst other things but I doubt that is what they had in mind!
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Old 24-06-2005, 10:15 PM
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its the kind of services that they are offering that im worried about hun! lol
Well I could offer you auto electrical and mechanical services, brick laying and PLC software amongst other things but I doubt that is what they had in mind!
No one interested in sexual services?
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Old 24-06-2005, 10:15 PM
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me me me me me me and lilly missed you very much babe
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Originally Posted by vroooom ptssssh
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its the kind of services that they are offering that im worried about hun! lol
Well I could offer you auto electrical and mechanical services, brick laying and PLC software amongst other things but I doubt that is what they had in mind!
No one interested in sexual services?
I don't offer them to just any random bint you know Dave!
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Old 24-06-2005, 10:34 PM
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Welcome back Maria! sorry i don't know you but i have a question....
How the hell do you manage to drive an ESCOS in those HEELS?


Welcome back once again!
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Old 24-06-2005, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy frog RS
Welcome back Maria! sorry i don't know you but i have a question....
How the hell do you manage to drive an ESCOS in those HEELS?


Welcome back once again!
heels? i see no heels
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Old 24-06-2005, 10:53 PM
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look at the bottom of her legs mate?
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Old 24-06-2005, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy frog RS
look at the bottom of her legs mate?
erm, no thanks, il look where im looking, you look at her feet
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Old 24-06-2005, 11:14 PM
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I think lee means he cant see past M's Batty to get to her feet

DazC, i'll pass on this occasion
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Old 24-06-2005, 11:16 PM
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ha ha fair one matey! i must say i have to agree! WOW!
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BTW. . . What Escos?
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Bunch of perverts!

She has got a fine ass though!
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well said daz!
p.s. i had to try and start a conversation off with M somehow don't you think?
God loves a tryer! lol!
What a FINE ASS!
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Welcome back Maria, hope you had a good time (even though i dont have a clue who you are)
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Old 25-06-2005, 12:56 PM
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I don't offer them to just any random bint you know Dave!
you calling me a bint?

me me me me me me and lilly missed you very much babe
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww LILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL how is she??? is she getting on with her harness???

How the hell do you manage to drive an ESCOS in those HEELS?
i drive better in heels than i do flat shoes!










filthy gits the lot of ya!
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Originally Posted by maria
I don't offer them to just any random bint you know Dave!
you calling me a bint?
Did I offer you my services? I don't offer them to any random bint you know!
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Old 26-06-2005, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by DazC
Originally Posted by maria
I don't offer them to just any random bint you know Dave!
you calling me a bint?
Did I offer you my services? I don't offer them to any random bint you know!
I'll interpretate.

What he means is, he's dying for a shag
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hey welcome back


just a quick question, is there goin to be another paintballing game again???

last time it rocked
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Originally Posted by vroooom ptssssh
Originally Posted by DazC
Originally Posted by maria
I don't offer them to just any random bint you know Dave!
you calling me a bint?
Did I offer you my services? I don't offer them to any random bint you know!
I'll interpretate.

What he means is, he's dying for a shag
Tosser!
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