RED DWARF !!! FORGOT HOW GOOD
14-06-2005, 09:04 PM
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RED DWARF !!! FORGOT HOW GOOD
Watched it there and forgot how funny that shit is 
ahhh bring back red dwarf , antbody else like it or it just me lol 
was the one where they had a birthdat party for Kryten and a new robot was realeased to take his place and they got him drunk lol quality
ahhh bring back red dwarf , antbody else like it or it just me lol was the one where they had a birthdat party for Kryten and a new robot was realeased to take his place and they got him drunk lol quality
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14-06-2005, 10:41 PM
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Series 1 to 4 - Fantastic! Best sitcom Ever!
Everything after that was a BIG disapointment.
Should have quit while they were ahead!
Everything after that was a BIG disapointment.
Should have quit while they were ahead!
14-06-2005, 11:46 PM
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Have loads of tapes of Red Dwarf!
Think one of my favourite episodes was when they found Kryton on a ship captained by 3 chicks....Rimmer dressed up in a uniform and Lister put on his best curry stained top
When they got to the ship they had all been dead for years and Lister starts going on about calling Rimmer 'Ace' and how he'd had thousands n thousands of girls friends'!
I laughed so much it hurt!
Think one of my favourite episodes was when they found Kryton on a ship captained by 3 chicks....Rimmer dressed up in a uniform and Lister put on his best curry stained top
When they got to the ship they had all been dead for years and Lister starts going on about calling Rimmer 'Ace' and how he'd had thousands n thousands of girls friends'!
I laughed so much it hurt!
15-06-2005, 08:44 AM
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I'm such a geek, I know series 1 - 5 off by heart. As do my mates so it can be quite annoying.
Went downhill with more money and a new Kristine though in my opinion...
Went downhill with more money and a new Kristine though in my opinion...
15-06-2005, 10:18 AM
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Bish, fair play re Apocolypse... see the out-takes with the bullets?
Oh and the Rimmer song one was on TV the other night. Repeeated on UK Gold. Damn effects are too good now though. I preferred it when you could see the strings on the bug
Oh and the Rimmer song one was on TV the other night. Repeeated on UK Gold. Damn effects are too good now though. I preferred it when you could see the strings on the bug
15-06-2005, 10:30 AM
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Personally the very first one was my favourite.
Yes, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave... Dave, everybody's dead...
That said when Lister has Kryten's eye crawling up his leg and Cat is typing to him on the computer about the size of the thing, my Dad split his stitches for his hernia op.
Yes, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave... Dave, everybody's dead...
That said when Lister has Kryten's eye crawling up his leg and Cat is typing to him on the computer about the size of the thing, my Dad split his stitches for his hernia op.
15-06-2005, 11:08 AM
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Cola yup..."take 37!!!...damn bullets!!!"
OMG forgot about the despair squid...first time I saw the group hallucenation I really thought I was gonna crack a rib!! I'm off to watch some!!
OMG forgot about the despair squid...first time I saw the group hallucenation I really thought I was gonna crack a rib!! I'm off to watch some!!
15-06-2005, 11:31 AM
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An excellent plan sir, with just 2 minor flaws.
1. We don't have any Junior birdman rocket pants.........
2. Junior birdman rocket pants don't exist outside of the fictional serial, "Robbie Rocket Pants"............................................ ...
1. We don't have any Junior birdman rocket pants.........
2. Junior birdman rocket pants don't exist outside of the fictional serial, "Robbie Rocket Pants"............................................ ...
15-06-2005, 11:38 AM
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Sir, that ship can travel at speeds we can only dream of................
Kryten, the Eastbourne Zimmerframe relay team can travel at speeds we can only dream of....
Fuck it, I'm off to watch some!
Kryten, the Eastbourne Zimmerframe relay team can travel at speeds we can only dream of....
Fuck it, I'm off to watch some!
15-06-2005, 11:48 AM
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who remebers this classic
"Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged
him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here.
Keep you here for ten years."
"Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged
him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here.
Keep you here for ten years."
15-06-2005, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Cola
Personally the very first one was my favourite.
Yes, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave... Dave, everybody's dead...
That said when Lister has Kryten's eye crawling up his leg and Cat is typing to him on the computer about the size of the thing, my Dad split his stitches for his hernia op.
Yes, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave... Dave, everybody's dead...
That said when Lister has Kryten's eye crawling up his leg and Cat is typing to him on the computer about the size of the thing, my Dad split his stitches for his hernia op.
I still think Series 1 to 6 are superb, but 7 and 8 where they ressurected Kochanski, and the later the crew, were just never the same.
Without seasons 5 and 6, we'd never have Dwayne Dibley
15-06-2005, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Cola
Personally the very first one was my favourite.
Yes, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave... Dave, everybody's dead...
That said when Lister has Kryten's eye crawling up his leg and Cat is typing to him on the computer about the size of the thing, my Dad split his stitches for his hernia op.
Yes, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave... Dave, everybody's dead...
That said when Lister has Kryten's eye crawling up his leg and Cat is typing to him on the computer about the size of the thing, my Dad split his stitches for his hernia op.
I still think Series 1 to 6 are superb, but 7 and 8 where they ressurected Kochanski, and the later the crew, were just never the same.
Without seasons 5 and 6, we'd never have Dwayne Dibley
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"Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged
him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here.
Keep you here for ten years
him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here.
Keep you here for ten years
- Mister Wibble indeed.Bitch, I agree one hundred percent
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15-06-2005, 12:13 PM
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Rimmer: "What's this? Learning drugs? They're illegal, matey! Where did you get them? I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates."
Lister: "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning."
Lister: "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning."
15-06-2005, 12:34 PM
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One more!
"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign. "
- Rimmer, Polymorph
"The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign. "
- Rimmer, Polymorph
15-06-2005, 05:23 PM
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Does anybody reamember the one where it was set in a western type scenario , they traveeled in time or something , would love to see that again
15-06-2005, 05:45 PM
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actually just checked what you wrote it was
"Gunmen of the Apocalypse"
Starbug's navigation ins infected with an Armageddon Virus. Kryten contracts the deadly computer virus to see if he can create an antidote. Lister, Rimmer, Cat enter Krytens dreams using an Artificial Reality machine. They find themselves in a wild west town, facing a gunfight against the Apocalypse boys.
better than life is still a good read though
it was"Gunmen of the Apocalypse"
Starbug's navigation ins infected with an Armageddon Virus. Kryten contracts the deadly computer virus to see if he can create an antidote. Lister, Rimmer, Cat enter Krytens dreams using an Artificial Reality machine. They find themselves in a wild west town, facing a gunfight against the Apocalypse boys.
better than life is still a good read though
15-06-2005, 05:59 PM
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was and is the best series on tv ever...fact
Lister: "I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."
or
Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'."
Lister: "I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."
or
Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'."
15-06-2005, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBishMan
Nooo way phil4x4saph and Cola, Horsemen of the Apocalypse in the 6th Series was sooo fcuking funny!! 
And what about the rimmer song in series 7??
And what about the rimmer song in series 7?? 
... make it the last 2 series that suck.Holly: "After millions of years searching the galaxies we have discovered that the highest form of life is man.....
And the lowest is a man who works for the post office!!"
Holly hop drive engaged!