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Old 15-06-2005, 06:38 AM
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If its got tits or wheels Stu you KNOW it will cause you loadsa grief.!!!!!!!!
Old 15-06-2005, 06:42 AM
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Whats up Stu?

Did you leave the toilet seat up again?


Old 15-06-2005, 06:47 AM
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Most of there brains work in very strange ways. Pain in the arse
Old 15-06-2005, 06:49 AM
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I remember someone on here saying!


Snakes............... with tits!


How true that was!

Hope all sorts itself out mate
Old 15-06-2005, 06:56 AM
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women ae the only real reason we go to work every day , just so we dont have to spend too much time with them .
Old 15-06-2005, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by ~Vix~
i could say the same about men
yup me 2
Old 15-06-2005, 08:56 AM
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I love my life @ the Mo! i dont go out with them long enough to get to that time of the month!

Its the only way to live!
Old 15-06-2005, 08:59 AM
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Fookin right Lewis, and AFPMSL @ Simon

'Snakes With Tits'!

Old 15-06-2005, 08:59 AM
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Ahh, we are the greatest sex
Old 15-06-2005, 09:14 AM
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Problem boys!!!!!!
Old 15-06-2005, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
WOMEN!!











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Old 15-06-2005, 09:31 AM
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Hope you sort things out Stu
Old 15-06-2005, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by diamonds
yeh there all Wronguns
Ah Rob, how can you say that...you have the most amazing chick!!!

Stu......fook! i know i'm a chick but i agree...women are agg! Go for a pint and chill for a bit!!

Pops, your a funny fooker!
Old 15-06-2005, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB


I love my life @ the Mo! i dont go out with them long enough to get to that time of the month!

Its the only way to live!
quality

U ok Stu??? I can feel another visit to the place problems vanish for a while.......... The Pub....... You aint here this weekend tho
Old 15-06-2005, 10:24 AM
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Can i just take this oppurtunity to say that the last month with my new bird has been the best month for a good couple of years!!!

So, i'm getting in the good times now as we all know it'll change!!!

i'll get my coat now...
Old 15-06-2005, 12:57 PM
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Old 15-06-2005, 01:03 PM
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there all fucked in the head
Old 15-06-2005, 01:04 PM
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Keith,
You mean you got rid of the psycho?

Stu,
With no explanantion that is meaningless .
Old 15-06-2005, 01:06 PM
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Ive had no women trouble for ages now, i reckon im in the minority though
Old 15-06-2005, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
there all fucked in the head

Old 15-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB


I love my life @ the Mo! i dont go out with them long enough to get to that time of the month!

Its the only way to live!
Why would you want to avoid blowjob week?

So much less effort than the rest of the month
Old 15-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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gotta also say im perfectly happy at the mo with my chick even when it is that time off the month !

only been with her 3 months and 2 of those she has carried her pill on so this last week has been 2 periods in one and she didnt snap at me once

she MAY of slightly lost her temper with me a couple of times but that was my fault........

and for you boys out there some words of wisdom, never, ever wear a scream mask and stare at her when your missus wakes up in the morning

matt
Old 15-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
there all fucked in the head
Or more preferabley, reguarly fucked in the back of the throat
Old 15-06-2005, 01:12 PM
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Just force it apon them anyway chipper!
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Keith,
You mean you got rid of the psycho?

Stu,
With no explanantion that is meaningless .
no...she IS the pyshco!!!! PMSL...

i just like living on the edge!!!

seriuosly, the ex was the pyscho....she hated fords!!! WHAT THE FECK WAS ALL THAT ABOUT!?!?
Old 15-06-2005, 01:13 PM
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and for you boys out there some words of wisdom, never, ever wear a scream mask and stare at her when your missus wakes up in the morning



Im in tears! the pain!
Old 15-06-2005, 01:14 PM
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she hated fords!!! WHAT THE FECK WAS ALL THAT ABOUT!?!?

Clever girl!

what's her no.!?
Old 15-06-2005, 01:17 PM
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Come on now, little harsh guys...

If you deliberately aggrivated an animal, by talking in a patronising tone and shouting at it, you'll get bitten....why expect any less from a woman...

But seriously, we're not all that bad, some off us are 2 bollocks short of a shot in the urinals sometimes...
Old 15-06-2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SassyRS
Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
there all fucked in the head


well not you




Originally Posted by chip-3door

Originally Posted by Freddy_mercury_magic
there all fucked in the head
Or more preferabley, reguarly fucked in the back of the throat

well yes, thats a better way of putting it
Old 15-06-2005, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by slowpoke
and for you boys out there some words of wisdom, never, ever wear a scream mask and stare at her when your missus wakes up in the morning
FPMSL oh you make me laugh pokie
Old 15-06-2005, 01:40 PM
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Old 15-06-2005, 01:48 PM
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Its ok Stu, its perfectly natural for them, just remember there skin is only a shell they all look like this inside
Old 15-06-2005, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by B19-TRB


I love my life @ the Mo! i dont go out with them long enough to get to that time of the month!

Its the only way to live!
Why would you want to avoid blowjob week?

So much less effort than the rest of the month
Old 15-06-2005, 01:53 PM
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training is key
PMSL @ that

I'm like a deaf cocker spaniel
Old 15-06-2005, 01:57 PM
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shame you're not mute as well




















only joking babe
Old 15-06-2005, 02:02 PM
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fpmsl @ Davey!

that 1 is gunna cost ya!
Old 15-06-2005, 02:05 PM
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you aint wrong! im a dead man
Old 15-06-2005, 02:11 PM
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Tis okay, I won't be mean to you... I'll wait til I can think of a suitable punishment
Old 15-06-2005, 02:14 PM
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You all should try what i did yesterday... get up @ 3.15 am and drive Liza to the airport and fook her off to tenerife with her mum and my lil un! (not so lil) o what fun i have for the next week!! bliss!!! no moaning no getting kicked outta bed by Rosie, the only thing is the sex... well that didnt happen much anyway!



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