Martin if only i was fooking closer ....you'd have found your man..imagine Reyland and IMARacing as a team

Cue Billy and the imaracing Reyland Escos

 

I have absolutely no ideas as to what you mean

 

Deano...it took honda that long to put the exhaust up there Ducati did it from 95....wayyyyyyyy ahead of its time the 916

 

Blah Blah Blah

 

Ducati did it from 93 you cock , jeez Phil if your gonna talk bikes to me at least know what the hell your talking about

 

Jeezs that makes Honda even more backward..and there was me being kind by saying 95

 

I want a cup of coffee next time I'm there (that's actually coffee, lol) so I'll leave it to Ish to post.

@ the thought of you working......... oh the pain

Good luck Pete

Golden opportunity for someone....

 

where should i send you a mail to martin? seriously interested mate. got msn?

 

Martin,

I hope you find some one better that the complete tosser we just sacked today who only wanted to come to work to dick around, smoke fags, talk to his cousin and leave at 5.30 every evening.

 

Contact details for Martin are.......hmm maybe that should be an initiative test?

www.reyland.co.uk

 

Doh, pitty im at the wrong end of the country

 

fooking hell Why did he want to work overtime everynight?

I dont strike a fooking bat after 3:45

 

ive just dropped him a pm, easiest thing eh!

 

 

@ Ish

Xr-Stu - All of Martins contact details are on his website, on the link I provided

 

ok cool mate! cheers!

 

His hours were 9 till 6 mate! And he was meant to report to me before he left the building every night! I got very pissed off with having to think for him as well as my self and organise other things. Sick of him taking 7 hours to drive to Manchester and back (45 minutes away, he got lost apparently). Sick of telling him to do the same job he didn't do the previous time I told him. Sick of catching him stood talking and smoking or on the phone. Sick of him trying to tell everyone about his conquests every evening like he is some kind of gods gift (yet the stupid twat got on a 65 year old and earned himself the nickname "Necro" as in necrophiliac).

Etc etc etc etc.......I could go on, but I potted him instead after he didn't turn up yesteday.

 

and im a professional coffee maker

 

I would have been perfect for this job.... Already been an engineer for 9 years........... Work like a mutherfucker.............................

Make GREAT tea. Award winning* infact.

But I'm a scot, and live in Glasgow and it'd be a hell of a commute in the morning...

Any brummie type chaps want to put me up during the week??

 

* This is total bullshit, there isn't an award for tea making

 

have not read any of my pm's yet but maybe i should let you know what you're in for before i read them.... your job requirements would be:

taking parts off rover 100's for the kit car industry,
sweeping up,
working on 600hp plus cosies,
testing at brunters,
working at track days,
answering the phone,
converting rover 100's into 1800 vvc monsters,
not stealing my vast stock of parts and tools ,
dynoing engines (more like taking them to the dyno and helping load and unload),
converting endless esc cossie's,
loads of other good and bad jobs,
no sexual harassment (unless you are brom or a guy with no cock!),
hanging out with the reyland crew...... so you can see its not all glamour but its the right job for someone....

 

Fooking lazy bastard Id have sacked him too...

Fook 9-6 tho...by the time ya been in bath its nearly bedtime

 

i still soooooooooo want this job

 

I would love to change roles, I would love to work on engines and not Alcatel fooking routers and switchs all fooking day. Thinking about it I am to old to change

 

sounds alot better than everyday in a furniture shop to me

 

martooon
you bold puff
leave me out your little boys club thanx
and p.s the 9x18 fitts a treat
get the 10s on order man
PROPERLY WIDE MAN

 

bromster... bring your cash and dont wear any pants!

 

WRONG ANSWER MARTOON !!!!!!!!!!

am sure your going to end up like the mad woman in coop
properly raving mad man

 

What you grumble at those hours, fook i would love to work 9-6....JESUS THAT IS MY DREAM....

I get up at 3.30am, shower get my stuff together and jump on my push bike. Ride 9.7 miles to work(did it in the car to see how far it was).there by about 5am, get paperwork, wagon, hitch to trailer fill out daily check paper work and tacho then set off. Do prob flat out 4.5 hours driving and then get to delivery depot and sit for 3 hours or so, Then go to next drop and again sit for about 2 hours, strap trailer up again and drive back 4.5 hours. get back to yard prob about 14 hours after booking out. Fill in rest of paper work, tacho and run sheet. Clean out cab and jump on me bike for my 9.7 mile ride home, which takes a little longer after a 15 hour day. Get home about 9.30 pm, eat dinner and go straight to bed......

That is my week................And to think i gave up being a mechanic to do this as i thought it would be better.........

HOW FLOCKING WRONG WAS I........

Come to think of it, Martin where do i fill out my application form.?!?!

 

if this is a serios post then im interested,im a bodyfitter so my job is to strip and fit cars every day so i can do engine jobs and suspension aswell and all the other crap that comes with it,i live in luton but if its serios then i would consider moving that way,im on £9 an hour where i am at the moment,pm me if thats any good to you please

 

i would seriously think of moving but i cant afford to sell up and buy another place as we aint had our place a year and even though we aint negative after the fees we get charged we would be

martin if ya fancy relocating to london then i can work for ya

infact iof i could rent my place to pay the bills and rent another place i would relocate as me and the missus are trying to move out of london anyway as we dont see any future for us here

ah well, tis a shame but such is life

good luck to who ever gets the job though

 

i would so love this job

 

Jesus Fooking Christ! as long as the pay is PHENOMINAL(spl) then fook i wouldnt do that

I get up at 7:15, leave at 7:40. Arrive on site at 8:00. Morn break, 9:30-10am mid break 12:30-1pm. Down tools at 3:45, leave at 4pm! Home for 4:20pm! And i hate that

 

when you read the pm's im being serious i will travle 2 houres each way to wor for you !!!

 

Wow, What an opportunity!! I would seriously think of leaving the states and go work with you.
You didn't tell me you were looking for someone! LOL..I guess Yanky doodle dandies shouldn't apply! LOL.
I'm just thinking what a dream job it would be for someone..(hint, hint) LOL.

 

So who seriously has gone for this job

 

Another lazy twat!! Only joking Lee!

I finished work last Friday at midnight after starting at 9.30am ish.

 

Not me! Martin couldn't afford to do that nice Escort Cossie and Metro if he employed me!

 

Im up for it.....

But its not down to me is it,ive just put my name in the hat!!!

Pete..

 

I would put my name forward but cant drive yet and i live in kidderminster so its not that far away