RigPig

You must read this out loud to get the pronounciations right!

That’s not right – SUM TING WONG

Are you harbouring a fugitive – HU YU HAI DING

See me ASAP – KUM HIA

Stupid man – DUM GAI

Small horse – TAI NI PO NI

Did you go to the beach – WAI YU SO TAN

I bumped the coffee table – AI BANG MAI NI

I think you need a face lift – CHIN TU FAT

Its very dark in here – WAO SO DIM

I thought you were on a diet – WAI YU MUN CHING

This is a tow away zone – NO PAH KING

Our meeting is scheduled for next week – WAI UM KUM NAO

Staying out of sight – LEI YING LO

He’s cleaning his car – WA SHING KA

Your body odour is offensive – YU STIN KI PU

Great - KU KIN SU PAH

England will win the world cup – NO FU KIN WAI

Who’s been eating all the pies? – YO FAT WAN KA

These phrases should help you out in most situations!

Graceland

saff_cossie

This is old as I nicked it off here some months ago and put it in an email! It is currently on my desktop. Very good none the less

cossiestu

Oranoco

Old but still class

Now doing the rounds on the office e-mail