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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:01 AM
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Boo, the mrs is currently on a plane to Jamaica

By the end of the 3 weeks i strongly recomend people dont try and arm wrestle me
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:03 AM
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LOL!

you wait three weeks?

do us a favour
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:05 AM
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By the end of the 3 weeks i strongly recomend people dont try and arm wrestle me

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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:08 AM
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PMSL!

Sure there r some lil sluts around u can tamper with fella!
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:08 AM
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I think probably as i love my girldfriend so much, that while she is away i should bed a string of filthy 16 year old girls as target practice.
So that im still on top form when she gets back, i know its a lot of hassle for me, but i love her enough to be prepared to do it for her
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:10 AM
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sounds like a plan to me fella!
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:13 AM
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No doubt if she can get Net access over there she will pop on at some point to gloat at us all for being stuck at work while she is lieing on the beach topping up her tan!
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:18 AM
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I know thats what i would do!
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:48 AM
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Best go to Slutton (sutton) again Chip mate
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Old May 31, 2005 | 09:51 AM
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Has she gone to get some bamboo?
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Old May 31, 2005 | 11:41 AM
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Heard the blokes in jamica are hung quite well....You best be upgrading before she gets back
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Old May 31, 2005 | 11:49 AM
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PMSL @ smit
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Old May 31, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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think probably as i love my girldfriend so much, that while she is away i should bed a string of filthy 16 year old girls as target practice.
So that im still on top form when she gets back, i know its a lot of hassle for me, but i love her enough to be prepared to do it for her
AFPMSL
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Old May 31, 2005 | 12:16 PM
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ROFL
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Old May 31, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
No doubt if she can get Net access over there she will pop on at some point to let us all know that she got fooked 16 ways from Sunday by a big bloke named Winston
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Old May 31, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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Lol, its ok lads, in that department i take after my grandad who was black
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