TIFF

The little fookers are doing my head in, i cant find where they are getting into the house

Any ideas on how to track the little bastards down??

Graceland

you need to ring for that dude off arachnaphobia - he'll come and sort em


seriously tho - you need someone who does it for a living to cure it

TIFF

John Goodman

Graceland

Simon

Having the same problems myself thousands of the little fuckers everywhere

Gra

tell me about it, i keep getting the fooers by my dishwasher but cant find where they are coming from either

ronf42

iTrader: (2)

snap , got them in my house too, and whats even worse is that the bairn cant keep still. I think he may have a batch of them in his pants.
I am going to put some ant powder down by the washing machine in case they are coming through from there

TIFF

Right

I have just been to Tesco's and armed myself with Ant Killer (Raid) and some little Houses that are full of Ant powder, The wankers walk into them without a care in the world and out the otherside dying

THIS IS WAR

the strut brace

they tend to come in when it rains heavily i find can you not just have a look and see what type of clothing they have on and listen to there accents to see where there coming from, they may be illegal immigrANTS, if so you could report them to the authoritys and have them deported ill go and find something to do now

TIFF

You fookin nutter

Matt

fen.....

TIFF

the strut brace

or, heres another idea, i have a book entitled 'HOW TO SCARE ANTS' do one of the things in it that scare ants and then when the little buggers run to get away from you they will naturally run out of the house the same way they came, revealing there secret doorway thus enabling you to block said entry/exit route.

right thats it, i am definatly stoppping posting shite now

the strut brace

i try, at least i try

Matt

fen you tit.........

TIFF

MrsFrog

Fertile imagination for a saturday morning!! You defo made my day brighter!!

Tiff, they're usually after food. U sure you haven't got some food that's fallen on the floor / under something / behind a cupboard..... The little things love it...

ronf42

iTrader: (2)

balls , went to the corner shop for ant powder but he never had any, SO he said to try one of these boys instead, should clear up the problem methinks

Ginge !

have ya got a wall paper stripper, the steam thinging, turn it on and steam the bastards, the die instantly

we have just had to give in and call it a day for th exterminators to sort it !!!!, there where doing our head in big time

a gezzer just strolls round out house with a silver plat food sprayer and sprays all the corners of the house, the kitchen and the bathrooms and then the little stick on ant houses round where theres water suply as they hang about near that we was told

not seen a ant since so maybe they moved to the neighbours

btw if there in ya kitchen check ya kettle for em !!!, we always clean ours hour when we use it ( have a serious lime scale issue where i live ) as aparantly the hunt the water down and drown in ya kettle


so be warned


whats the fucking point of ants anyway ?????, seriously cant see the use

escortrsmatt

got loads in my kitchen aswell all in the cupboards!!the best instant cure involves a lighter and a can on spray deodorant!!works a treat - burn you bastards!! ha ha ha

Ginge !

i hope ya got home contents policy covered, would be a laugh to see that claim

Graceland

b19bal,
the same arguement can be had for wasps and other nasty little things

Ginge !

yeah but being gay is personal choice

the ants are a best that should go the way of the do do bird

Graceland

you nipple

Phil

iTrader: (1)

Get the Mrs to hover up more often and they will soon go

Seriously though, last time I had them just had to make sure the place was doubly clean and they went. No food for them to take means they wont come looking!

SS1

iTrader: (3)

FLAWLESS

Obviously you have a better DRUG DEALER than i have

TIFF

Well i seem to have stopped the fuckers getting in now

smokey

Its really strange, after you stamped on a few ants, their mates come and pick up the bodies a few minutes later..

Gra

I pulled out my dishwasher, tumble dryer and washing machine and covered the wall and floor behind in ant powder but still get the odd one,