Dead Pig !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26-05-2005, 11:07 AM
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Dead Pig !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A farm-hand was out checking fences in his four-wheel drive when
he hit a pig. He radioed the farm for advice."The pig is stuck in the
bullbar and still alive but kicking and squealing so much I can't get
it free" he said. "Okay," said the
farmer. "In the back of the 4x4
there's a 303 rifle. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body
goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into
the bush."
About 45 minutes later the farm-hand called in again: " I did
what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and
I got it out of the bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on.
"Why not?" Asked the farmer. "What's the problem?"
Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch
he hit a pig. He radioed the farm for advice."The pig is stuck in the
bullbar and still alive but kicking and squealing so much I can't get
it free" he said. "Okay," said the
farmer. "In the back of the 4x4
there's a 303 rifle. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body
goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into
the bush."
About 45 minutes later the farm-hand called in again: " I did
what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and
I got it out of the bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on.
"Why not?" Asked the farmer. "What's the problem?"
Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch
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