F*ing Cats
21-05-2005, 11:44 PM
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F*ing Cats
I hate the critters, How can keep cats of my property. Ideally for ever. If I caught one on my bonnet I would love to shovel its head off. They are pointless
21-05-2005, 11:45 PM
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The only way to get rid of other peoples cats, is to have youre own cat, sadly...lol
But I guess you don't really relish the thought.....so maybe.....a moat? I hear they don't like water
But I guess you don't really relish the thought.....so maybe.....a moat? I hear they don't like water
21-05-2005, 11:49 PM
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my mum and dad are keen gardeners. we used to always have cats going in and generally shitting all over the garden.
Too cure this what they did was cut an orange into slices and place them around the garden. Apparently cats cant stand oranges and so far so good no cats in the garden!
Too cure this what they did was cut an orange into slices and place them around the garden. Apparently cats cant stand oranges and so far so good no cats in the garden!
21-05-2005, 11:49 PM
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I have a dog, they seem to enjoy tormenting it. Is it illegal to shoot them if you consider them a threat to your child. i.e. If I walked into the garden and a cat was about to attack my son, surely I could kill it
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21-05-2005, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SimonT
my mum and dad are keen gardeners. we used to always have cats going in and generally shitting all over the garden.
Too cure this what they did was cut an orange into slices and place them around the garden. Apparently cats cant stand oranges and so far so good no cats in the garden!
Too cure this what they did was cut an orange into slices and place them around the garden. Apparently cats cant stand oranges and so far so good no cats in the garden!
thats got to be worth a try, the cats always tear our binbags up, drives me insane!!!!!!!!!!
21-05-2005, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
Originally Posted by Olliexr4x4
I'll try Ibuprofen
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21-05-2005, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
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I'll try Ibuprofen
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21-05-2005, 11:57 PM
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22-05-2005, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
Originally Posted by Olliexr4x4
Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
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I'll try Ibuprofen
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YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER INCITING SOMEONE TO USE IBUPROFEN
22-05-2005, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
Originally Posted by Olliexr4x4
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I'll try Ibuprofen
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YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER INCITING SOMEONE TO USE IBUPROFEN
22-05-2005, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Cam
Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
Originally Posted by Olliexr4x4
Originally Posted by RS2300 4x4
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I'll try Ibuprofen
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YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER INCITING SOMEONE TO USE IBUPROFEN
22-05-2005, 12:19 AM
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I personally have not used Ibuprofen for cat control
Where I used to live I had loads of cat shite in the garden and resorted to cat food an rat poison.
I've since moved house and have less feline vermin so have not had the need to put out any bait.
A guy I work with has reported good results from pain (in the ass) killers though .
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Where I used to live I had loads of cat shite in the garden and resorted to cat food an rat poison.
I've since moved house and have less feline vermin so have not had the need to put out any bait.
A guy I work with has reported good results from pain (in the ass) killers though .
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22-05-2005, 12:24 AM
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Pain in the ass, I assume you mean "gun" I have promised to try humane (orange slice first). If that doesn't work then it depends how I feel
22-05-2005, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Olliexr4x4
Pain in the ass, I assume you mean "gun" I have promised to try humane (orange slice first). If that doesn't work then it depends how I feel
Lol mate....well if you have that many issues I'll come up with a transit van and a few boxes, load them in and rehome them somewhere...lol
22-05-2005, 12:30 AM
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Please do, It's not that I hate cats it's just that I hate what they do, sit in the garden staring at my 10 month son in his pram(I cannot trust them), sit in the garden and look at the dog through the patio window(tormenting her) and sit on my every day car bonnet scratching it for a laugh.
22-05-2005, 12:35 AM
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You have some demented cats where you live then mate....mine just sit in the sun and crap in other peoples flowers...lol....are your neighbourhood cats imported from chernobyl or something?
22-05-2005, 12:41 AM
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I have never lived in a house with cats, I have stopped in mates home with cats and my ex used to have 2 cats, one would sometimes be asleep on my face when I woke up, but I didn't trust it
22-05-2005, 12:45 AM
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Maybe you just have had bad experiences with cats then hun?
I've never been hissed at or scrammed by mine....and they aren't especially laid back.
I think seeing as though you haven't lived with one you have a fear from somewhere and a mistrust for them....in the same way I wouldn't sit near a snake, lol
I've never been hissed at or scrammed by mine....and they aren't especially laid back.
I think seeing as though you haven't lived with one you have a fear from somewhere and a mistrust for them....in the same way I wouldn't sit near a snake, lol
22-05-2005, 01:56 AM
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I dunno how you lot can go on about poisoning animals, its damn right cruel and uncalled for. there are plenty of wasy to get rid of cats out your garden without hurting them.
i'm sure most of you would love for someone at a resturant to poison your food without you knowing
i'm sure most of you would love for someone at a resturant to poison your food without you knowing
22-05-2005, 06:51 AM
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ahhh, the old cat one, well i have 2 cats and i can see how annoying it is to have cats shit in your garden, i have the same problem with our neighbours cats, they sht in our garden 
i dont let ours out, they have been house cats all there life as we liive on a busy road, in all honestl if you want to blame someone , BLAME THE OWNERS, thats who is responsible, cats will shit wherever they like, if owners controled there pets you wouldnt have this problem would you, if it were a dog/sheep/goat/ etc that were shittin in ya garden you would complain to the owners wouldnt you??? cant see why its different for cats 
and as for poisining them, well tbh i think the fact that you think thats its ok that the animal along with any other thing that happens to eat it dies in complete agony over several hours shows what a complete artsehole you's are, people who are cruel to animals are the lowest of the low, i suppose you beat your wife and kids aswell??? 
i dont let ours out, they have been house cats all there life as we liive on a busy road, in all honestl if you want to blame someone , BLAME THE OWNERS, thats who is responsible, cats will shit wherever they like, if owners controled there pets you wouldnt have this problem would you, if it were a dog/sheep/goat/ etc that were shittin in ya garden you would complain to the owners wouldnt you??? cant see why its different for cats and as for poisining them, well tbh i think the fact that you think thats its ok that the animal along with any other thing that happens to eat it dies in complete agony over several hours shows what a complete artsehole you's are, people who are cruel to animals are the lowest of the low, i suppose you beat your wife and kids aswell???
22-05-2005, 09:56 AM
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22-05-2005, 10:09 AM
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people who are cruel to animals are the lowest of the low, i suppose you beat your wife and kids aswell???
I would if they crapped in the garden or scratched the car
I would if they crapped in the garden or scratched the car
22-05-2005, 10:54 AM
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Any of you fuckers that condone and of these cruel approaches to deterring cat, I hope you fucking rot.
Cats are FREE ROAMING animals, unlike dogs. You can do fuck all. If any of you mention cruel approaches to removing Cats, such as those mentioned above, YOU WILL ALL BE EXPECTING A VISIT FROM THE RSPCA, cos I will make sure of it.
Cats shit in your Garden, so what, they bury it. They tear your binbags open, so dont be a Dirty fucker and leave your Binbags where they can be torn open. They sit on your car, well to be honest, if you dont garage your car, it could get broken into, tyre slashed or Paint Strippered just as easily as a cat Harmlessly sitting on it.
I personally aren't keen on dogs and recently had one shit on my grass, but that doesn't mean I wanted to lay poison down.
My Mum lost a Full Pedigree German Shepherd a few years ago to someone that chose to take his hatred for Dogs into his own hands. He laid Rat Poison along a public Footpath. You animal haters dont realise the hurt you cause. Imagine if the cat you poison because it has shit on your garden belongs to a 6 year old child.
Sort your fucking heads out.
Cats are FREE ROAMING animals, unlike dogs. You can do fuck all. If any of you mention cruel approaches to removing Cats, such as those mentioned above, YOU WILL ALL BE EXPECTING A VISIT FROM THE RSPCA, cos I will make sure of it.
Cats shit in your Garden, so what, they bury it. They tear your binbags open, so dont be a Dirty fucker and leave your Binbags where they can be torn open. They sit on your car, well to be honest, if you dont garage your car, it could get broken into, tyre slashed or Paint Strippered just as easily as a cat Harmlessly sitting on it.
I personally aren't keen on dogs and recently had one shit on my grass, but that doesn't mean I wanted to lay poison down.
My Mum lost a Full Pedigree German Shepherd a few years ago to someone that chose to take his hatred for Dogs into his own hands. He laid Rat Poison along a public Footpath. You animal haters dont realise the hurt you cause. Imagine if the cat you poison because it has shit on your garden belongs to a 6 year old child.
Sort your fucking heads out.
