Do all men do 'the willy dance'?
19-05-2005, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by WutangRS
How to shower like a woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
so true
19-05-2005, 05:01 PM
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I'm guilty on doing the helicopter, "the woman" and hanging things lmao...
The thing I'm remembered for though is terribly embarassing, was the middle of the summer and I was wearing a pair of short's and nothing else ( I go comando 99% of the time ), we where sitting in my grans house as there was a family get together type thing and one of my aunts just burst out laughing at me, I was puzzled on what she was laughing at and she couldn't tell me for laughing so hard, then she managed to blert out "look down", by natural reaction every cunt and their brother looked at me only to find me nuts hanging down out of me shorts lmao, was only 15 at the time, I'm now 20 and they still remember it the fookers.
The thing I'm remembered for though is terribly embarassing, was the middle of the summer and I was wearing a pair of short's and nothing else ( I go comando 99% of the time ), we where sitting in my grans house as there was a family get together type thing and one of my aunts just burst out laughing at me, I was puzzled on what she was laughing at and she couldn't tell me for laughing so hard, then she managed to blert out "look down", by natural reaction every cunt and their brother looked at me only to find me nuts hanging down out of me shorts lmao, was only 15 at the time, I'm now 20 and they still remember it the fookers.
20-05-2005, 12:03 AM
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How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Really am LOL at this!
Funny as! 
Stuck on a 12 hour nightshift,cheered me right up. Another one for you to try,smack your lass on the head with it while she's asleep.
20-05-2005, 12:15 AM
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haha do the helicopter all the time or the slow windmill lol,
Do the double back aswell when u flick it back an forth an catch it between ur legs lol. usually at drunken partys
MB.
Do the double back aswell when u flick it back an forth an catch it between ur legs lol. usually at drunken partys
MB.
20-05-2005, 12:41 AM
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just finding my feet
am i the only person who plays witha hammer on the bathroom floor when my missus gets out, one day i will get her toes 
but she get me back with the fun game " oh, hes in the shower so ill put a wash on now "
but she get me back with the fun game " oh, hes in the shower so ill put a wash on now "
20-05-2005, 12:41 AM
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just finding my feet
am i the only person who plays witha hammer on the bathroom floor when my missus gets out, one day i will get her toes
but she get me back with the fun game " oh, hes in the shower so ill put a wash on now "
but she get me back with the fun game " oh, hes in the shower so ill put a wash on now "
21-05-2005, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by WutangRS
How to shower like a woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
i am so guilty of "the willy dance".
21-05-2005, 08:20 PM
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helicopter,although Party boy of Jackass said he got a limp bit from doping it to much and had to wait about 6 weeks before it was ready for action so leave mine well alone now.
Gave the misses a donk on the forhead with it then a smack on each cheek (face) once, she thought it was hilarious.
That or playing the drums on her ass cheeks with it.
Gave the misses a donk on the forhead with it then a smack on each cheek (face) once, she thought it was hilarious.
That or playing the drums on her ass cheeks with it.
21-05-2005, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by WutangRS
How to shower like a woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
whites and coloureds.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15
minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower; spray mould spots with Mr Muscle Shower Cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
knob at her making 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving
those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water
on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat
on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make 'woo-hoo' noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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