Stavros

Literally only JUST remembered this, which shows how fooked i was last night

My mate Jay is a proper, and i mean proper, slag, hel fuck anything and everything, birds love him and hes the most unshy person ever so gets on minters, but also has no standards so will get on ropey things too, but anyway...

As well as his mrs, and god knows how many other random people, hes been shaggin this other bird for a while (whos really fit actualy), and last night he was going on about how much of a dirty slag she is and thats shes gave him god knows how many diseases, but we ALL thought he was just fucking about as you do.

Then I was in the bogs of this club and just about to walk out and and he comes in and goes to take a slash, then he goes "Stavros, look at this, that aint right is it, that dirty slut gave me this" gets his cock out and its got these nasty scabs all on it

Then my mate Viza walks in and he shows him too

Cant fookin belive he was telling the truth, and cant belive he jus got his cock out and showing everyone his diseases in a busy club bogs

Wont stop him either, he learns his lessons even less than i do

vroooom ptssssh

pmsfl, thats teh sorta bloke you'll get a good laugh with on a night in town tho

ADUSR33

good lad

Cam

one word
AIDS
Guys a fookin moron imo

~Vix~

thats just fucking wrong

Lee Reynolds

Dont be daft...hes a hero

Rhys

Cam

graveyard is full of dead heroes

AlexF

pmsl!

AIDS is more common in hertos...

Lee Reynolds

in Doncaster

Cam

lol, what happened to that guy? Did he get sent down?

Lee Reynolds

which? I just meant Donny is full of aids bearing dirty slags

Less.

My mate showed his diesease ridden cock last thing I do is tell anyone else

Krazy Kim

Why doesn't he learn? And who is this 'girl on the side' shagging to keep giving him all these diseases? He's gonna pass these all on to his mrs. Can't use the 'borrowed me mates overalls' line every time.

Cam

A doorman in Donny who knew he had AIDS nailed and infected about 60 slags and got prosecuted for it about 10 years ago.

Cam

Less.

When I grow up I just wanna be like him

PaulCossie

cock mushroom! so funny, i'm rolling around on the floor after reading that!

SS1

iTrader: (3)

genital warts sounds like

you can even get them off a BLOW JOB

look at the pics

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...ff&sa=N&tab=wi

+ theres no cure my mates gf had them till he found out

her mates used to call her scabby gabby "when they were pi$$ed"

pity she was a tidy blonde too

JoeE30

Why does everyne think it is cool for some gezzer to have loads of diseases?

Steven_RW

I wont be going in ANYTHING without a raincoat on. Got a nasty surprise about a year or two ago when i was going in unprotected. Lesson learned. Couldn't recommend people use condoms enough.



RW

vroooom ptssssh

Bloody hell those pics on google would put you off even looking at a minge ever again

Ginge !

yeah herpes aint got a cure, there like a colesore(sp) they come and go but the actual infection is always there, when girls have it ya cant really see em but when a guy as it thes fungus on the end of hus bellend, a gilr me and me mates use to hang about when we was about 16 got it and she was saying who she got it off and it was well worth it untill i reminded her shes alwyas gonna have it

she went doctors and was confirmed shes marked for life

we stoped mixing with her at that point as we dont need things like that to risk our group

shame ya mate thinks its cool as hes not gonna be saying that when hes 40 and still getting em

good thing they dont hurt but iritate and can be frozen off , shame its every 6 months though , good car tax reminded though

JayKay

Lass I know used to always brag about who she'd been shaggin etc...then when her minge went all scabby she was like "I don't know how this happened" stupid blonde

Phil

iTrader: (1)

What the hell kind of name is that?!