fiesta_jo

just about to put it out on the line in the garden as soon as i stepped one foot out of the door, the fooker flew in and i was stuck in the garden in my pj's for all the neighbours to see. no fags to calm me down. he then flew out and i thought right if i run i can shut the door and i'll be ok, oh no how wrong was i another one decided he wanted to look in my kitchen. that was it i was nearly in tears. my phone was in the kitchen so i grabbed that tried to phone grant he didnt answer so i phoned my dad in london. he then had to talk me through walkin through the kitchen.lol i must have looked so stupid if the neighbours could see me

so im now very shaky and having about 20 fags to calm me down. i can't believe it though grant had just left after coming home from work for lunch. i had visions of me sitting there till he finishes work lol

DannyC

roll up a newspaper and twat it

Lou Lou.

ahh jodie u nutter

sorry hun but thats quite funny




x x x

~Vix~

i hate them but i dont think i'm that bad...I just run away! the worst thing is when you're driving along then you notice a fucker flying around the car

fiesta_jo

i would drive faster and make sure all windows were done up and cry.

i cant roll up a newspaper the hing would sting me alive.

thanks lou

plynchy

Is your kitchen made of jam?

~Vix~

what ya like

fiesta_jo

lol is it made of jam no its not. ive just spent the morning cleaning it, just about to bleach the floor, but never got round to it.

fiesta_jo

thanks vix




grant has just phoned up to ave a giggle at me i was really scared

churchy

I know how you feel Jo, I hate the things too. I was quite happily eatin my bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes last Saturday, watchin soccer AM, then I looked on top of the TV and saw a fookin huge wasp bout and inch long the flakes went flyin and I ran out of the room screamin like a girl and didn't go back in there all day

The Gravedigger

RAID is where it's at.

fiesta_jo

pmsl @ churchy,


that is exactley what i'm like. the kitchen door is staying shut until grant or my mum gets round, who ever comes round 1st has the pleasure of goin in their.

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what are you like?