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23-04-2005, 02:52 AM
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what were you expecting from your first lap dance ...
and did you get it? 
just had my first and thought it were crap! no real action, just a bird showing my her tits and ass! nothing like it was on showgirls!!
and to think i left walkabout early, could have picked up a dirty slut there for nothing!!
£40 wasted! 
just had my first and thought it were crap! no real action, just a bird showing my her tits and ass! nothing like it was on showgirls!!
and to think i left walkabout early, could have picked up a dirty slut there for nothing!!
£40 wasted!
23-04-2005, 02:59 AM
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I used to be the head doorman of a real busy strip club & we used to laugh at all the people that used to come in & spend 30 odd quid on a dance & have a drink that cost about a million quid over the normal price
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My first one was ages ago and it was cool,i remember her well, foreign birds seem to be the dirtiest, I had one stuck her finger up her arse in front of me.
Am definately in agreement that they are a waist of money as i now happily have a ball and chain and get lapdance's off the mrs for doing the washing up!
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Am definately in agreement that they are a waist of money as i now happily have a ball and chain and get lapdance's off the mrs for doing the washing up!
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23-04-2005, 10:11 AM
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I turn them down even when "free", ie. if with a group of lads we end up at a lapdancing bar, £10 in and 1st dance free, I can't be arsed with it.
Look but no-touch??? Where's the fun in that FFS?
Look but no-touch??? Where's the fun in that FFS?
23-04-2005, 10:54 AM
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your not going to the right places..
try getting two of the dancers to take you and a mate back to their house in slough
them getting out the fairy dust and vodka....
then you passing out asleep!!
try getting two of the dancers to take you and a mate back to their house in slough
them getting out the fairy dust and vodka....
then you passing out asleep!!
23-04-2005, 01:08 PM
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The ones abroad are the muts nuts 
Been to one in glasgow.. wasn't up to much, aye, it was a laugh, good time an that, but id rather pick up a wee slapper in a pub
On holiday though, £7 for an absolute stunner, sitting, fingering her bum, wafting a fanny in yer face, thats what im talking abooot 
For an extra few bob, you could get what you wanted aswell
Been to one in glasgow.. wasn't up to much, aye, it was a laugh, good time an that, but id rather pick up a wee slapper in a pub
On holiday though, £7 for an absolute stunner, sitting, fingering her bum, wafting a fanny in yer face, thats what im talking abooot
For an extra few bob, you could get what you wanted aswell
23-04-2005, 01:22 PM
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We were golfing in Cape Town in November went to a lapdancing bar that did private shows as well, my mate picked this really fit one dark eyes black hair asks her in broken english "Where do you come from" ? reply
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23-04-2005, 01:29 PM
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Had some good one's on me stag do in Ibiza last year,very nice. Went to one place(very seedy) and one of the lads got a private dance and shagged her,for a price obviously.
23-04-2005, 01:29 PM
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forest road?!! wheres this?! 
if its a dogging spot then we already got one in derby! wildheart will tell you about it as he's a regular!
if its a dogging spot then we already got one in derby! wildheart will tell you about it as he's a regular!
23-04-2005, 01:47 PM
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ya need to no the right places
£15 and get a free for all no holds barried
you got 20mins till crackers opens, and thats 3.50 and normal price drinks, and its a banker youl see at least one bird with a dildo in her ass, and getting tied up, laid on the floor, a dildo put in your mouth and the stripper bird riding the thing while it in your mouth, is pretty common....
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Originally Posted by Paddy
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23-04-2005, 11:42 PM
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well what can i say - supposed to have gone loads for mates bdays but always backed out last minute. although we did pay a girl to dance for us when we were about 15! those were the days!!
those were the days!!
23-04-2005, 11:46 PM
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nowt wrong with being a virgin! think mine has grown back again!
ps you been dogging lately? im a bit under the influence now but wouldnt going again! as long as dirty old blokes approach the car again!!
ps you been dogging lately? im a bit under the influence now but wouldnt going again! as long as dirty old blokes approach the car again!!
23-04-2005, 11:51 PM
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i wouldnt be bragging about it!
fancy coming to notts on monday night and pulling some proper filth? i know you have an easy job where you name the hours!
fancy coming to notts on monday night and pulling some proper filth? i know you have an easy job where you name the hours!
23-04-2005, 11:57 PM
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good lad - priorities in order! at this rate i'll never afford a cossie! damn strippers conning me out of my money!!
when's leicester by the way? hope its not in middle of my exams!
when's leicester by the way? hope its not in middle of my exams!