Male or female
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Male or female
1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
Takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot
air part.
5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and
Retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be
male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying.
everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
Takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot
air part.
5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and
Retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be
male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying.
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