WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>
> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep in our bed?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
> WIFE: - - - silence - -
>
> HUSBAND: "F**k"

 

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