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>At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
>the
>books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the
>Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the
>candle drippings?"
>
>"Good question," said the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
>the
>candle makers, and every now and again they send us a free box of candles".
>
>"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>question
>had a practical answer. But he went on in his obnoxious way: "what about
>all those matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
>
>"Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
>trap
>him with unanswerable questions. "we collect them and send them back to the
>manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos."
>
>"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
>the
>know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
>leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
>"Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
>all
>the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
>send us a complete dick like you."
>the
>books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the
>Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the
>candle drippings?"
>
>"Good question," said the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
>the
>candle makers, and every now and again they send us a free box of candles".
>
>"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>question
>had a practical answer. But he went on in his obnoxious way: "what about
>all those matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
>
>"Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
>trap
>him with unanswerable questions. "we collect them and send them back to the
>manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos."
>
>"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
>the
>know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
>leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
>"Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
>all
>the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
>send us a complete dick like you."
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