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Old 05-04-2005, 08:39 PM
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Mate rang me earlier to say he saw me tear up the dual carriageway at lunch and why didn't I wave at him. Couldn't have been me as I was in a meeting and didn't have the RS with me.

Then the penny dropped that Rachel had the RS at work with her as I was supposed to be on site and wasn't sure what time I would be home. When I quizzed her it turns out she'd got fed up with a gobby Saxo driver that she worked with who reckoned his Saxo VTS was quicker than any RST so took him for a blast. She said he came back white as a sheet and took ages to say anything much.

Not sure if I should tell her off or be proud of her
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Wish I had a wife like that
Old 05-04-2005, 08:43 PM
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Depends if she's insured or not!!!
Old 05-04-2005, 08:47 PM
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Caned from cold?
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Mate rang me earlier to say he saw me tear up the dual carriageway at lunch and why didn't I wave at him. Couldn't have been me as I was in a meeting and didn't have the RS with me.

Then the penny dropped that Rachel had the RS at work with her as I was supposed to be on site and wasn't sure what time I would be home. When I quizzed her it turns out she'd got fed up with a gobby Saxo driver that she worked with who reckoned his Saxo VTS was quicker than any RST so took him for a blast. She said he came back white as a sheet and took ages to say anything much.

Not sure if I should tell her off or be proud of her

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Caned from cold?
She's well trained on that front and assured me she warmed it up before pasting it. She knows how her shopping budget would be effected if she broke it so wouldn't take any chances
Old 05-04-2005, 08:54 PM
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Nice one Rach!!!

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Old 05-04-2005, 08:59 PM
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I respect that !!!!! Just make sure she take's the fine if anything come's through
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Dont tell her off, punish her instead........Early to bed i say well done tho
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That's well funny, so Rachel does like the car after all
Old 05-04-2005, 10:25 PM
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mwhaha cool
Old 06-04-2005, 05:56 AM
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I like her style, good girl
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:44 AM
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My missus has a similar attitude the odd times she goes to work in the Saff or Box. Mind you she's bonkers enough in her Focus...


Is it just me,or does a woman driving a good car fast make you feel "funny"
Old 06-04-2005, 11:15 AM
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our lass cant drive, thank god, i wouldnt let her anyway
Old 06-04-2005, 11:17 AM
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Neither can mine
Old 06-04-2005, 11:28 AM
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godd gal, when who can drive properly give me the potnoodle horn!!

Anyone see that bird on Top Gear give that diesel Jag a hammering round that track and beat Clarkson, i so would marry her tomorrow and be her slave!!

What was that track as i thought it was Nuringburg (spelling) but was told that was oval??
Old 06-04-2005, 11:33 AM
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matt - that was the nurburgring and that bird drives round that track all day as a full time job
Old 06-04-2005, 11:39 AM
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make sure you punish her proper 2nite mate, she should have waited and killed off a set of lights, then gone in the next day and said to him what is wrong with his 1st to 5th gears as it seemed like you were going in reverse. fuking hate saxo drivers they think they are the bollocks special in the southend area.
Old 06-04-2005, 11:41 AM
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plynchy, can u drive
Old 06-04-2005, 11:53 AM
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Good girl

be proud of her

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Old 06-04-2005, 12:14 PM
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plynchy, can u drive
Apparently not,wrists are too limp when i'm not in the Cossie.
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