SPADGE

Ok a pound says you don't finish this engine and that even if you do it never gets backed up with any form of proff that it is 700hp
p.s I would bet you thousands but then i would be paying for you to build it to win the bet

RichardPON

I'll run a book.

I'll give 8-1 on Phil actually recording 600bhp on a dyno, and 15-1 of it recording a top speed of over 190mph

Anonymous

Phil, this is a serious genuine offer now, no joking, just a proper wager.

I will bet you a grand that my cock is bigger than yours is, im convinced that is what you are trying to measure somehow with all your mouthing off on here, so why dont we just each lodge a grand with a third party, get them out, and have them measured.

You up for that mate?

Its only a grand of your dads money anyway, so wont matter if you lose.

Martin-Hadland

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too late lost interest........... sadly you know i am still your hero and that kills you.... ha ha ha

ECU Monitor Enthusiast

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ROFL PMSL ....etc.... @ chip-3door

Anonymous

SECS, dont laugh, it wasnt a joke, im genuinely up for betting a grand that my cock is bigger than Phils.

We'll do it on volume, as opposed to just length, so as to take into acount width as well, cant say fairer than that, as i know phils will have become shorter and fatter from keep banging it against rottys who shut their legs at the last minute.

Martin-Hadland

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Fucking hilarious

ImaRacing 700

So Chip cant prove he builds shit so wants a cock measuring competition instead ...How fooking sad is that?

Chip you got the biggest cock,the most engine knowledge,the best lookin girlfriend...and anything else..you are the greatest human being on Earth ...oh forgot to add the biggest cock full stop award

BTW yep my Dad pays for everything and my engines are built by pros i am a fake.....i cant even wank by myseelf so have to get some ho to do it for me...life is a bitch..i wish i was like you chip

marco polo

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Immy

all you think about is power and you pay no attention to the rest of the car like proper brakes/suspension/ transmission/

you think a car with about 600+bhp is going to handle dream on .... when you pay no attention to the rest of the car

a car with 400 bhp with proper brakes/suppension/good handling would kill you car even if it had 600+ bhp

you should do the whole car and not just a engine .

i could imgine lets say your 600+ rwd going around a bend fast on standard suppension shite brakes your dead end of story bye bye immy


I can't afford a fast engine but i make sure the car is rest of the car is up for it

common sense

Lenny

ESCYSCOTT

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Dont reply on many of Phils posts but why o why do you act like a complete knob??

You make yourself out to be a complete and utter cock

ImaRacing 700

I would expect no more from a mod


Marco...i got AP's...330 discs...ok only Koni suspension but will have a Bernie T5 and a suitable diff Proves you not paying attension to this...thats the point of my whinge it aint all about big power engine

marco polo

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Oh at last you finally realise , thats cool

christianh3

why don't you all just ignore the fool? why respond? if no-one did he wouldn't bother.

oh feck i've just done what i said not to do lol...but i dont read the shite he posts.

Anonymous

Phil you keep trying to make out that you dont believe me about any of my cars or previous engines or whatever, even though you have seen pictures, ive given you links to forums ive posted on for years where you can read threads all about some of the stuff ive done, and even alex who has known me for years and years has posted on here telling you about it, and you STILL think that somehow i havent proved it, so i just thought i would go for something a bit more tangable instead

Whats really is sad though is that you cant just accept the very simple fact that LOADS of people on this forum (not just me, im just one of the very few people who bothers to humour you with replies) have got far far more experience of things like building engines than you have, you somehow think that because one of the first engines you are ever building involves you spending a lot of money on it that it somehow makes you an expert despite the fact you know far less than lots of other people on here.

Im not making out to be the most knowledgeable engine builder on here or better than karl or matin or any bullshit daily cock measuring like that, because i know for a fact that i am none of those things, im just someone who has been actively involved in building project cars for myself and others for the last decase or so, and im quite happy to settle for that becuase im not a rottweiler molesting daddy's boy who has never achieved anything in his life and so feels so desperate to try and get recognition in his failed life that he starts dozens and dozens of threads about himself constantly on a forum largely populated by poeple who think you are a tosser, and even you know that, hence the fact you have to call them all "haters" because you are projecting all your insecurities and failures out onto the outside world and pretending they are the ones with the problem.

PGT

immy makes me smile - i love his posts

AlexF

@ chip



NAIL -------> HEAD!



Alex

Mike Rainbird

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Phil,
I am one of your biggest supporters and often stick up for you, but even I have to agree with some of what Chip has put . Think "Nike" .

Don't worry, I still love you though (I just think you're becoming tedious ).

AlexF

Definition

tedious [Show phonetics]

adjective

boring:

A tedious job.
The trouble is I find most forums so tedious.

Anonymous

Daft thing is, i would be too, im always trying to encourage people to get stuck in with their cars and have a go themselves and find out how rewarding it is to build something yourself, but Phil doesnt actually seem to do anything, he just talks about wether he should do it all the time.

Everyone else i know who is building cars up or engines, posts in a very different way, they progress pics and give info on what they are doing and specs and stuff like that, and the occasional post about how its going or how long they think it might be till they finnish etc.
Phil though posts constantly not to inform others or for any useful reason but purely to look for validation and acceptance for what he is doing, the Nike comment is a very true one, if he just got on with it and posted occasionally about what he was up to then i'd be one of the first people to reply supporting him.

The Gravedigger

Just interested in what makes you say that?

Westy

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i remember Mike R once saying

"you are a gonna, not a do'er" That was 5 years ago

Anonymous

At a guess he means obsolete in terms of stock not available from bosch any more not obsolete in terms of he thinks they arent useful.

I had a hell of a job getting a set of greens recently, and then accidently ended up buying two sets in the end, lol

Disabled Account

I have two sets of green injectors for sale

https://passionford.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110914

Anonymous

Lol @ doug, bit of a glut of them down our neck of the woods then!

Disabled Account

Would seem so Chip...........Do you know anybody local with the Asnew rig that will clean/calibarate them at a friendly price i.e. matched into 2 sets of four with close flow rates?

Anonymous

The only place i use for that is mech repairs in cheltenham but they arent very cheap, they would charge you over 100 quid probably.

On a vauxall forum i use there was a guy who could clean and flowtest injectors, if you post asking on here there might be someone on here who will do it cheaply by post for you?

MONSTER

ROFPMSL

UBster

gotto admit that had everyone in my office pi55ing themselves

Mike Rainbird

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By the way Chip, I can confirm that Phil will not take up your bet, as he is hung like a hamster, so knows he would lose .

Anonymous

Doh, thats a shame, i could have done with an extra grand at the moment

Doctay

PMSl I go away for 3 years, come back and IMA is still winding up the RS community...some things never change :s

Porkie

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Fooking great odds! I'll have £20 at 15-1 on the 190mph please

Ta Rich, I actually wanna do more I don't wanna hurt you too much! I make no secret of my complete lack of respect for Ima, but I think Mark Shead and Gaybird really know their shit and he actually seems to be listening to them They both have the balls and experience of driving FAST cars as well

Anonymous

Agree with porkie, now that IMA isnt doing it DIY he WILL get to 600bhp and 190mph, as mark shead will find that easy to achieve.

ADUSR33

and u called steve a dreamer phil

bigal1978

all i can say is that i was very pleased with the work chip carryed out on 1 of my old cars it went like foook after he built the motor








but heres a pic when the last car i took to him went bang after a so called rebuild i was gutted

Big G

Legendary Chip for Pope

Deano

What plans have you got for her mate

I dont know if your aware of them Phil but these guys are ace

www.casoli.co.uk

Ducati and MV specialists

RichardPON

FPMSL @ Lee taking a run on the bookies

I really ought to be careful, as Mike must just force Phil into getting this car done, just so he can save a little bit of face for supporting Phil all this time

Big G

If they dont do what Phil thinks they should do then they aint worth seeing

Deano

EH ?