If you were offered a 3some, would you want it?
01-04-2005, 10:50 AM
#121
Originally Posted by foreigneRS
I had a bird dump me once cause i wouldnt marry her, said she needed commitment.
Thing is i was happy to be engaged to her, which is a fiar bit of commitment
Thing is i was happy to be engaged to her, which is a fiar bit of commitment
sorry, just one of those stupid little things that winds me up
Yep id asked her to marry me, but i didnt want to actaully get married just yet, i wanted to wait a couple more years.
01-04-2005, 10:52 AM
#123
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Great Topic indeed 
01-04-2005, 10:57 AM
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Re: If you were offered a 3some, would you want it?
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Offered to try and set a mate of mine up with a 3some in a hotel room with two blonde girls i know, neither of whom is grim or has anything wrong with them or anything, no catch or anything like that, genuine offer and my mate declined.
Hows that for ungrateful?
Hows that for ungrateful?
01-04-2005, 10:58 AM
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Re: If you were offered a 3some, would you want it?
Originally Posted by Spax
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Offered to try and set a mate of mine up with a 3some in a hotel room with two blonde girls i know, neither of whom is grim or has anything wrong with them or anything, no catch or anything like that, genuine offer and my mate declined.
Hows that for ungrateful?
Hows that for ungrateful?
01-04-2005, 11:00 AM
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nice interesting topic here
personnaly, i couldn't do a mate's bird, even if he said yes.
lending or sharing, just isn't me
and no i wont be offering my mrs out either
so i dont see your "mate" is being ungrateful
maybe if "you" wasn't in the equation, maybe it would have got the thumbs up from all parties
edited to say,
i read i slighly wrong, but still the above comment counts
personnaly, i couldn't do a mate's bird, even if he said yes.
lending or sharing, just isn't me
and no i wont be offering my mrs out either
so i dont see your "mate" is being ungrateful
maybe if "you" wasn't in the equation, maybe it would have got the thumbs up from all parties
edited to say,
i read i slighly wrong, but still the above comment counts
01-04-2005, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Spiky
nice interesting topic here
personnaly, i couldn't do a mate's bird, even if he said yes.
lending or sharing, just isn't me
and no i wont be offering my mrs out either
so i dont see your "mate" is being ungrateful
maybe if "you" wasn't in the equation, maybe it would have got the thumbs up from all parties
edited to say,
i read i slighly wrong, but still the above comment counts
personnaly, i couldn't do a mate's bird, even if he said yes.
lending or sharing, just isn't me
and no i wont be offering my mrs out either
so i dont see your "mate" is being ungrateful
maybe if "you" wasn't in the equation, maybe it would have got the thumbs up from all parties
edited to say,
i read i slighly wrong, but still the above comment counts
Lol, someone else who hasnt noticed who my mate was!
01-04-2005, 11:04 AM
#133
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Now about that Deal with your missus 
She is a qualified mechanic.
Maybe if she completed some sort of apptitude test... Hmm....
01-04-2005, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I'll lend my mates money, cars, houses anything but I don't think I could ever do that
01-04-2005, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Sorry, i would only take on staff who might have some clue what their doing with regards modifying engines for more power, so mechanics are all blacklisted right from the start...
Maybe you schould treat her as kind of motivation for harder work?
01-04-2005, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Now about that Deal with your missus
She is a qualified mechanic.
Maybe if she completed some sort of apptitude test... Hmm....
She is pretty useless really in that respect, doesnt know a massive amount about modifying really, but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
01-04-2005, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Good to see this thread still geting april fools even though its now after 12!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
even though its now after 12!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
funny really, as i could place a LOT of money on the foundations of this being true
01-04-2005, 11:13 AM
#140
Originally Posted by Spiky
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Good to see this thread still geting april fools even though its now after 12!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
even though its now after 12!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
funny really, as i could place a LOT of money on the foundations of this being true
like a man spikey.
01-04-2005, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
chip-3door,
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
01-04-2005, 11:16 AM
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On the subject on threesomes though, back in the day when I was a 13 stone international athlete/Rugby player (sad but true! )and therefore actually attractive to the opposite sex unlike now, I knew these 2 girls and they were mates, they worked at the same hairdressers together and lived together and were both stunning. I liked them both and over a month we used to bump into each other at the local pubs and clubs and I used to flirt with both of them and they both seem quite interested in me as well. I thought something was going to happen with one of them but just didn't know which one as they were both really really nice girls!
Then one night they just cornered me in a club, BOTH started snogging me and they said we both really like you and want a threesome!!!!
And so guess what I did
ABSOLUTELY SH1T MY PANTS, made my excuses... left the club and avoided them on purpose for ages
Sad but true
)and therefore actually attractive to the opposite sex unlike now, I knew these 2 girls and they were mates, they worked at the same hairdressers together and lived together and were both stunning. I liked them both and over a month we used to bump into each other at the local pubs and clubs and I used to flirt with both of them and they both seem quite interested in me as well. I thought something was going to happen with one of them but just didn't know which one as they were both really really nice girls! Then one night they just cornered me in a club, BOTH started snogging me and they said we both really like you and want a threesome!!!!
And so guess what I did
ABSOLUTELY SH1T MY PANTS, made my excuses... left the club and avoided them on purpose for ages
Sad but true
01-04-2005, 11:17 AM
#144
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
chip-3door,
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
Thanks for teh warning, il wear a gumshield!!
01-04-2005, 11:20 AM
#146
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
chip-3door,
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
Thanks for the warning, il wear a gumshield!!
LMFAO
Hey, you were supposed to be putting your cock in callys arse not putting a
in mine.
01-04-2005, 11:21 AM
#147
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
On a serious note, MY daughter is currently on day release at Tech to become a technition. She will upset a lot of the smart arse lads if i get my way as im trying to educate her on the serious fundamentals. 
Mate, lend her to me for a few weeks, i will teach your little daughter ALL SORTS of serious fundamentals.
01-04-2005, 11:22 AM
#148
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by chip-3door
Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
chip-3door,
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
but i let her off cause she deep throats like a porn star.
Thanks for the warning, il wear a gumshield!!
LMFAO
Hey, you were supposed to be putting your cock in callys arse not putting a
in mine.One thing at a time Chip...
You will get your revenge when Nicole spots this topic
GET OFF THAT PM BUTTON CHIP
01-04-2005, 11:22 AM
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I know at least 2 trained mechanics who think those resistors they sell on eBay to increase power actually work, and thik that Viper induction kits are worth the money
01-04-2005, 11:24 AM
#151
Originally Posted by Porkie
and for me thats where my sense of humour would begin to grind to a big halt.....
Like we could start with the 4 stroke process of most petrol engines for example:
SUCK, SQUEEZE, BANG, BLOW
01-04-2005, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil
I know at least 2 trained mechanics who think those resistors they sell on eBay to increase power actually work, and thik that Viper induction kits are worth the money
They actually do work.. only in shit way....
01-04-2005, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by keithG666
Originally Posted by Porkie
and for me thats where my sense of humour would begin to grind to a big halt.....
Did you mean AMEN instead?
01-04-2005, 11:28 AM
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Not the ones that trick the ECU into increasing fuelling, running a car rich does not increase power!!!
In the same was as winding the fuel pressure up enough to get 15mpg out of a Saxo really doesn't do it any good!!
In the same was as winding the fuel pressure up enough to get 15mpg out of a Saxo really doesn't do it any good!!
01-04-2005, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
We will deffo take on a new direction of discussion as this one isnt quite to my taste anymore, but il take Chip's sense of humour as just that of course.....
No offence intended.
Well not much anyway
01-04-2005, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Funny that Stu, talking of Daughters though mate, Renton and Sona had a baby girl yesterday
they have called her Uma, both doing fine.
they have called her Uma, both doing fine.
I didnt even know they were expecting
New topic on its way...
More details please by PM Lee
01-04-2005, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Originally Posted by Porkie
Funny that Stu, talking of Daughters though mate, Renton and Sona had a baby girl yesterday
they have called her Uma, both doing fine.
they have called her Uma, both doing fine.
I didnt even know they were expecting
New topic on its way...
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17hours in labour IIRC
We did a "congrats on new baby" card for him at work yesterday, some of what was written inside was pretty funny
not as funny as the stuff Al said he was gonna write, then chickened out