Get in the que boyo, I'm first in line

 

International drug Kingpin..........

Tony Montana: "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

 

 

i'm meant to do I.T support ...

all i seem to do though is sit on here all day

 

i currently do CAD but its bollox and not proppa CAD, i just change a few letters/numbers/lines etc on a drawing thats already been created.

VERY FUKKING BORING!

and i had an offer last month to go and work for a well known tuner/engine builder, but very, very regrettably i had to say no cos my missus has just got a job as a teacher, and we are just finalising a house purchase, and its way too far to commute every day.

i know i am not going to get another oppertunity like that too.

anyway, when we move i am hopefully gonna get a job as, now dont take the piss...

a postman same money as im on at the mo nearly, and less hours, also a piece of piss!

i would really like to get into plumbing aswell but i cant afford to drop to apprentice wages

 

ok ok - come on im a bird wats CAD

 

oh yeah, thats untill SECS takes off properly and si gives me a job

 

CAD = computer aided design

 

Im a self employed lazy b*st*rd

You no what i do hun

 

you know what i do kym - as you saw me in a suit and tie last night

 

Course I do














you just told me - your a self employed lazy bastard

 

IT support

 

Sparky/Tiffy/shift foreman on a chemical plant,wacky shift pattern,loads of time off,pays well but still bored shitless with it.
WTF am i moaning about??

 

I lurv the IT guys at my place ......they are erm........very helpful indeed pmsl

lol @ plynchy - Wat are you complaining about sounds likle a good job to me get paid loads dosh for mint hours, whilst al your doing is sitting around bored...Wana do a job swap

 

Officer of the law.........



And no i aint a copper!!

 

robocop is so fucking cool!

 

transport manager for a recruitment agency,been there 4 years and work 1 week on and then a week off, fucking exellent ,full pay to

 

Mint hours??? I get 3 weekends off out of 10. Stops me being an alcoholic tho. Did i mention the 18 days off every 7 weeks?

 

i only work 5 months of the year


edit: - actually, i turn up for 5 months of the year - the work bit is optional

 

martinmace - I WANT YOUR JOB

plynchy - weekends are shite - id work them if I was gonna get paid good money for it, Id be happy with the 18 days off lol


Paul - how can you turn up but not work - supose your job cant be THAT hard though lol

 

Detective - wouldn't recommend it though as you gotta be a lid for a few years first which means shift work, and getting treated like shite by everyone although you do get driving courses etc which are good fun.

 

draw and sell custom car caricatures also do prints aswell, work the hrs i need to get the job done
love it tho cos i get a kick out of people admiring my work

 

work for steel stocholders

 

lol - decective sounds fun

FastFordChris - i cudnt do that - i an only draw stick people thats about as far as my art skills go pmsl

 

im a car salesman at a nissan dealer the hours are crap,the reputation is crap,the customers are tossers and ive never earned such low wages at any other dealership b4 hence why im looking to change again

 

Buliding Surveyor.

 

Ii'm a dirty welder!

ideal ladies job!!!

 

theyres always paint by numbers

COSSIENUTS y dont u start up that company you was thinkin about a few months back.

 

I'm at Administrator at a college


I hate it

 

I make pigeons.

 

 

Im a secretary

Mint job and loving it

 

 

its all in hand dear boy!!!! should be running by the end of the summer

 

ah nice one let me know if theres anything i can do to help matey

 

I.T and Lines man/Installer for O2 ex BT. Good job just srive around in my van keeping peoples phones and routers on.

 

im a 2nd year trainne motor vechile mechanic, for a local high performance gargae!

 

Ford Parts Technician

 

I'm a teacher - lots of holidays!

 

brewer! (beer not tea )