and wether you like the shark they've just bought you or not!

 

Oh good lord!

Run! Run for your life!

and AFPMSL @ "don't you like the shark!"

Send her a message back, saying next time, you want "sharks with frickin laser beams"

 

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

You're on form tonight Richard

 

Why thank you Clare

 

For fuck sake Dave can you not take a better picture ............ I was reading that card and then you cut the bottom bit off



Oh and lets see the bunny boiler then ? you got a piccy

 

Deano - ive only got a video clip on my phone of her gobbling on the old boy! sorry unless you want me to send it to you


(i really have!)

"course i deleted that clip the next morning love... what kind of bloke do you think I am" ......

(at work next day) "oi, boys, look at this little video beauty"

 

Yes! I think every bloke pulls tricks like that. Like sticking your fingers in your mates face after having a bit of finger pie with the wench!!

 

The fact that she made you a card worries me the most

 

After What Dave posted on here I don't think Stu will be doing any texting or making any phone calls incase she's the same

 

this is what I'm thinking. Should be giving that bird a call later

 

Dave I wanted a clear pic of her face ............ not a distorted pic where her cheeks nearly touching her ears cos your schlong is about to rip through the side of her face

 

 

I bet 90% of the people giving advice on here are actually single

 

thats why i aint commented! im shit with the femms! haha

 

AFPMSL at sharks with laser beams

She sounds like a proper head case. Was she ok before she got all psycho?

with regards to the time thing, it's pretty much how much you like each other. If ur really into somone, it's gonna make no diff when u get in touch. Im kinda tryin to stop giving my number out in clubs n stuff. You end up pullin, ur horny and do whatever, but when u sober, u realise that u cant really be arsed seein them anymore. Either they just slappers who would have shagged anyone, were bored and horny like u, or turn out to be plain boring.

Ive had a few girls who have been some of the nicest peopler ud meet - lookers too. But, there's just nothing there for me. But what do u then say? "It's me, it's not u?" If i;d met her in a fit mental state, then id know if i was gonna start to like her or not.

Then, when u do like someone, it goes pete tong big time. I'm 25 and have only ever really liked one girl - met her 2 years ago through a mate but she had a bf. We properly hit it off, and saw each other every few months, and u could tell there was a proper spark. She split up with him in Jan. We went out, drunk, kissed, i was the happierst guy ever. Gay as it sounds, was better than any shag ive ever had. Next day, she goes all weird on me, saying she's confused and stuff, that although she broke up with her bf, she still missed him and couldnt get into a relationship. Anyway we went out few more times - amazing nights - and today i get a txt saying she's gonna try it again with her ex. So yea, im a little pissed off.

So fuck it, back to shaggin random birds again :S

 

Well a Dolphin anyway

Rick
Aye kiddo, think every man has to go through the "Mentalness of women"

 

Man she is totally freaking making cards like that, have you thought about moving mate!?