Sooo what are people doing tonight then?
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Me, I'm kinda unsure. (And this is another perfect example of the ol PF can't make a decision without posting craze
)
I either go to the local, can usually guarantee someone I know is down there for a couple of pints (or 10, depends on my mood
) but still taking a gamble on weather or not people will be there.....
or
I have been invited to a party one of my sisters
friends is holding. Now tempted, but means I'm going to be surounded by
people all about 16-19 years of age. Which, is ok, but eventually my homophobic reactions take over
(especially if I have had a few beers
). But then again, Beki (my sisters girlfriend) will have her sister there, and she is single, straight and (acording to my sister) a right stunner ![Big Grin](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
So I'm at a loss on what to do, go down pub, and just aim for the drunk mans ditch, or go to the party when I might get alienated by my hetrosexualness and feel right out of place in the off chance I might get laid
Whats everyone else up to?
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I either go to the local, can usually guarantee someone I know is down there for a couple of pints (or 10, depends on my mood
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or
I have been invited to a party one of my sisters
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So I'm at a loss on what to do, go down pub, and just aim for the drunk mans ditch, or go to the party when I might get alienated by my hetrosexualness and feel right out of place in the off chance I might get laid
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Whats everyone else up to?
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I bet your sister fantasises about a 3sum with Beki and her sis
That THATS put you off eh
So theres ONE straight bird there, and you think thats a chance to get laid?
All thats gonna get laid is a cock in you ass if you get drunk and into the swing of things at the paaartay
Tho I bet some of the birds are just "trendsbians" birds who lick pussy cause its "cool" or to get attention, and are bi at most, so i guess you got a chance with them, and you did say 16-19, and the word 16 is always promising
Well me, im about to give my mates a ring to make sure we going out at 7, then crack open the rough brew to get a load down me before i leave, then meet em all at the bus stop at 7 for a mission to gloucester to get absofuckinglutley destroyed and get on some more gloucester sluts
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That THATS put you off eh
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So theres ONE straight bird there, and you think thats a chance to get laid?
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All thats gonna get laid is a cock in you ass if you get drunk and into the swing of things at the paaartay
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Tho I bet some of the birds are just "trendsbians" birds who lick pussy cause its "cool" or to get attention, and are bi at most, so i guess you got a chance with them, and you did say 16-19, and the word 16 is always promising
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Well me, im about to give my mates a ring to make sure we going out at 7, then crack open the rough brew to get a load down me before i leave, then meet em all at the bus stop at 7 for a mission to gloucester to get absofuckinglutley destroyed and get on some more gloucester sluts
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For this party Stu, you want to look here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=trendsbian
trendsbian
usually a 16-20 year old female that makes out with chicks for attention and claims to be bi because if she didnt guys wouldnt pay attention.
Then here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ocksphyxiation
cocksphyxiation
Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock in mouth. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=trendsbian
trendsbian
usually a 16-20 year old female that makes out with chicks for attention and claims to be bi because if she didnt guys wouldnt pay attention.
"No one paid Crystal any attention, so to get it she became a trendsbian"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ocksphyxiation
cocksphyxiation
Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock in mouth. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties.
Laura's face turned purple when I put some mad cocksphyxiation on her.
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Originally Posted by MadMac
Well choice has been made...
off to the pub, couple of my mates are there so sod it![Big Grin](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
off to the pub, couple of my mates are there so sod it
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im home now, and off ma face
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out at 3!!!! bdat 2morrow and the wifes out so me and the lads are hitting it big style
the cheekys ordered for later on should be a stormer
the cheekys ordered for later on should be a stormer
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