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Old 24-03-2005, 09:44 AM
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Now i've got your attention......

I have a scorpion exhaust on my S2 which is squeaking like a ho's bed springs....

Anyone know why this is and how to fix it? (The exhaust that is!!!)

Thankyou
Old 24-03-2005, 09:47 AM
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Is it blowing at all?

Check the manifold bolts and the down pipe to turbo elbow bolts. Check the exhaust rubbers. After that I dunno I'm afraid.

Got a Scorpion on mine and it don't squeek or anything.
Old 24-03-2005, 09:49 AM
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Where's the whores?
Old 24-03-2005, 09:53 AM
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What!? whores!? where!?
Old 24-03-2005, 09:55 AM
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Thanks Oranoco.....small job for the weekend!!!

It never used to creak...just started this week so thought i'd have a look over the weekend before it falls off!!!

Doesn't blow though.....unlike a whore eh Rich!!!

Sorry for the false advertising mate but needed your attention!!!

im so sad...ORANOCO FLO!! oh dear!
Old 24-03-2005, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by FLO
Doesn't blow though.....unlike a whore eh Rich!!!


Like I'm supposed to know?
Old 24-03-2005, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by FLO
im so sad...ORANOCO FLO!! oh dear!
Old 24-03-2005, 10:00 AM
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take it off clean all joints apply ex seal\joint sh*t re connect check replace rubber's if thatdon't work ring 0898 screw.com
Old 24-03-2005, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by FLO
im so sad...ORANOCO FLO!! oh dear!
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Old 24-03-2005, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Originally Posted by FLO
im so sad...ORANOCO FLO!! oh dear!
Sail away, sail away, sail away
afpmsl!!!

so sorry ORONOCKERS.......tis nearly the weeekend and a long one at that!

Old 24-03-2005, 10:22 AM
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Goin a bit loopy in your old age then Sar!
Old 24-03-2005, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by FLO
Originally Posted by RichardPON
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im so sad...ORANOCO FLO!! oh dear!
Sail away, sail away, sail away
afpmsl!!!

so sorry ORONOCKERS.......tis nearly the weeekend and a long one at that!

True Your forgiven
Old 24-03-2005, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
Goin a bit loopy in your old age then Sar!
not really....just being me usual messed up self.....i should be in the muppet room really but i'm scared they'll never let me out!!!
Old 24-03-2005, 10:32 AM
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ok, ok who was it that sang that song as its bugging me now
Old 24-03-2005, 10:33 AM
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ANYA?
Old 24-03-2005, 10:34 AM
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Nooooo i got it..............Enya!! I thank you.
Old 24-03-2005, 10:43 AM
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aha...close! songs gonna bug me all day...although i could turn it up to get rid of me creaking exhaust!
Old 24-03-2005, 10:56 AM
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where about in essex r u i could fix it for u if want to drive to hornchurch not sunday thoy
Old 24-03-2005, 10:58 AM
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Ah, thanks Paul....really appreciate that!

Im in south woodham mate.....just behind shaw farm pub?!? or in it!!!
Old 24-03-2005, 11:13 AM
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and ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 24-03-2005, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by pauldudley
and ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lost ya there mate....sorry.....!!!
Old 24-03-2005, 11:20 AM
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tipical essex do you wont me to fix it or not ?
Old 24-03-2005, 11:21 AM
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you have a way with words dont ya mate
Old 24-03-2005, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Daveyboy
you have a way with words dont ya mate
you talking to me
Old 24-03-2005, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by pauldudley
tipical essex do you wont me to fix it or not ?
typical essex response
Old 24-03-2005, 11:51 AM
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Get the scorpion to fook an sling on a goose or a madsex err magnex - queue ure stalker telling u to get a magnex
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Sarah - Have u got standard exhaust rubbers on the pipe or uprated ones? I'm assuming it's a full system, Turbo --> Back. I've had a few brackets/rubbers snap or break in my time. Problem might be easy to fix (you/we hope) Might be worth going somewhere who's got a ramp so u can have a good look without laying on the floor getting wet.
Old 24-03-2005, 12:20 PM
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what a wuss!!!!!! don't want a dirty t -shirt.!!!!
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Sarah getting wet
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LOU...thanks hun

SMIT...haven't a clue!! the exhaust was already fitted when i brought it 4 years ago so i'm assuming it would be standard

LEWIS....shut it!!
Old 24-03-2005, 01:37 PM
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Paul...pm'd ya mate !
Old 24-03-2005, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
Sarah getting wet


Lewis...



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Alllright dave!!!

Funny fooker!! It happens every day when i'm at the dartford toll and annoys the fook outta me cos its so loud!!!

Jap Crap......thanks!
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Why the " "

its just a macho way of saying I think your good looking you know!
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The was because of the i'd hit IT!!

but yeah i see how its funny!!! dont put too much thought into these smileys!!!

Thankyou!
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sorry...don't kiss strangers!!!!

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lol

how about a then?






























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?? come on...be a man!!!!!

ah, okay then....big hug for the man i dont know!!!!



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